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To: tired&retired
10 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better than Wives!

Because dogs will never call 911 about what you did in their dream last night....And get you arrested in a woke state because you were not the one to call 911.....and threaten to do it again after they were annoyed by the inconvenience and thousands of dollars and months of "the punishment is the process" before the case is dismissed at pretrial hearings due to lack of evidence.... MY DOGS NEVER DID THAT, HOWEVER.....

48 posted on 11/08/2025 4:16:55 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: MtnClimber

Stay away from women who take Zolpidem, commonly known as Ambien, is a sleeping pill that can cause sleepwalking and other complex sleep behaviors in some individuals.

Women often turn into crazed nymphomaniacs in the middle of the night and remember none of it in the morning. It is really dangerous as I have had patients tell me that they woke up and drove their car and then wonder why things don’t add up in the morning when they wake up. One woman asked me how her shoes tele-transported to her mothers house during the night.


94 posted on 11/09/2025 5:55:23 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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