1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
4. Dogs' parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
11. When you drop "a silent one", dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.
12. You can sterilize your dogs without their consent.
13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick them.
14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
16. If you leave dog in the trunk for an hour, it will be happy with you for letting it out
17. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.
U R Bad.
;-)
ALL MY DOGS ALWAYS KNEW-—THE LAST TIDBITS ON THE PLATE WENT TO THEM.
Dog never asks for divorce or alimony.
Thanks for the humor.
That list is what I had in mind when I went fishing by posting the comment.