Posted on 11/05/2025 12:49:48 PM PST by Navy Patriot
RICHMOND, VA — As part of his staff's afterparty after winning election as Virginia's next Attorney General, Jay Jones's campaign sent out a celebratory text message threatening to kill everyone's children.
Despite the scandal that erupted in recent weeks stemming from his controversial messages advocating for the killing of his political opponents and their children, Jones sailed to victory to land the AG slot, with his aides marking the occasion with another horrifying text threat.
"Honored to be your next Attorney General and death to anyone who opposes me!" the text message read. "Though MAGA extremists tried as hard as they could to keep us from winning, we got the victory, and I am proud to now be in a position to make good on all the promises I made on the campaign trail — including rounding up and killing the families of the people who ran against me. It's going to be a bright future for Virginians! At least for the people who don't stand in my way, that is."
Jones took the opportunity to use his path to electoral success as an inspirational lesson for all Americans. "You can achieve your dreams," he continued in the text. "It just goes to show that, if you threaten to kill enough children, you too can be elected to public office someday."
At publishing time, Virginia Republicans were believed to be scrambling to pack up their children and flee the state before they could all be killed by Jay Jones.
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I cannot believe those idiots elected that POS.
So I guess Republicans in blue areas should also run on killing their opponents.
I knew it was The Bee, but I still had to double-check to make sure.
Jay Jones will have them drinking the Jonestown kool aid
Jones would not have lost yesterday even if he was caught on tape murdering the small children of a Republican opponent and pissing on their graves (his words, not mine).
Jay Jones will reopen Jonestown with modern Democrat Thug “Security” and better weapons.
Pretty sure Jay Jones said all those things even though it is The Bee.
HE’S ON THE DOWN LO’!
Jay “Double Tap” Jones
This fag tries anything with my American grandkids, I’ll make it where this piggie’s grandma wished he was never born. There won’t be enough left of the boy that the SNAPPERS won’t even want the meat.
I live in one of those “blue areas”. I’m always in condition 1.
Democrats will kill anyone.
Their bloodlust cannot be sated.
All they know how to do is kill, steal, destroy, and lie - the work of their father, the devil.
So well framed, and it would have sounded plusperfect coming from Charlie on his show today, now it won't have the same resonance when one of the hangers-on blunders through the post-election analysis.
Certainly Blay & Cuck lived up to their usual non-expectations, having Girdusky on to say, "Nothing to see here."
The stupid hurt so hard you halfway expected Ryan to break out the Kevin Bacon-as-Lt. Chip routine: "Remain calm! All IS WELL!"
“I cannot believe those idiots elected that POS.”
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It is unbelievable to most sensible people, but most Democrats harbor a very intense antipathy toward conservatives. Trust me, they relished the opportunity to elect this guy to stick it to Republicans.
Republicans respond by kicking stalwart foot soldier out of the party after Politico discovers that he once typed “nigga” in a chat group while in college.
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