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To: Niteranger68
> What about farting in church?

It depends on the loudness, olfactory quality, and whether you own up to it or not.

The louder, the more sinful.

The grosser the stench, the more sinful.

If you acknowledge your fart, you're okay. If you deny it, that's a venial sin. If you blame it on someone else, that's a mortal sin.

23 posted on 10/22/2025 12:15:02 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

If it turns into a shart, that's your penance (as well as the penance of all the sinners sitting around you).

28 posted on 10/22/2025 1:18:19 PM PDT by Songcraft
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