For anyone curious as to whether the young ladies can actually dance, I give you this...
https://youtu.be/WVVIWeSxecQ?si=T5QMpMU-qror07nC
The Ozempic crack was ungentlemanly.
That said, if this was what was really bugging the announcer, he should have just kept his trap shut and let their performance speak for itself.
Wow!!! These girls can MOVE. I’m surprised they haven’t lost all that weight.
De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis
mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)
amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)
clunibus profunde fartas esse
(Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?)
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.
(Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.)
o dominola mea, volo tecum congredi
(My dear lady, I want to come together with you)
pingereque picturam tui.
(And make a picture of you.)
familiares mei me monebant
(My companions were trying to warn me)
sed clunes istae libidinem in me concitant.
(But those buttocks of yours arouse lust in me.)
o! cutis rugosa glabraque!
(O skin wrinkled and smooth!)
dixistine te in meum vehiculum intrare velle?
(Did you say you wish to enter my vehicle?)
in arbitrio tuo totus veni
(I am entirely at your disposal)
quia non es mediocris adsecula.
(Because you are not an average hanger-on.)
vidi illam saltantem.
(I have seen her dancing.)
obliviscere igitur blanditiarum!
(Forget, therefore, about blandishments!)
tantus sudor! tantus umor!
(Such sweat! Such moisture!)
vehor quasi in curru quadrigarum!
(I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!)
taedet me in diurnis legendi
(I am tired of reading in the gazettes)
planas clunes gratiores iudicari.
(That flat buttocks are judged more pleasing.)
rogate quoslibet Aethiopes: responsum erit
(Ask any black men you wish: the answer will be)
se libentius expletiores anteponere.
(Rather that they prefer fuller ones.)
o consortes (quid est?) o consortes (quid est?)
(O colleagues [What is it?] O colleagues [What is it?])
habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!)
(Do your girlfriends have large buttocks? [They certainly have!])
hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!)
(Encourage them therefore to shake them! [To shake them!])
ut quatiant! (ut quatiant!)
(To shake them! [To shake them!])
ut quatiant illas clunes sanas!
(To shake those healthy buttocks!)
domina mea exstat a tergo!
(My mistress stands out behind!)
[Etc.]
Hard to believe with all of this type of exercise everyday they are STILL this fat boggles my mind!!!
well, um, okay.....
They can waggle their arms and shake their cooters.
It’s not very attractive or nice to look at. Lots of blubber flubbering.
But it has made me rethink cheeseburgers and fries for dinner. I guess that’s something.
They arent the rockettes as far as timing together but they are athletic
Looks like a tribal fertility dance on National Geographic.
Looks like a tribal fertility dance on National Geographic.
Way back in the stone ages when I was in band, the sousaphone players were fat and the dancers were skinny.
Watching that video it is bass ackwards.
Not my idea of dancing. Thatvgyrating would be very unattractive even if done by thin girls.
But I agree that he should have kept his thoughts to himself.
They may well be nice individuals. But they are sent out there to perform an art presentation of a physical nature not known for being performed by morbidly obese females.
The same could be said of morbidly obese men performing some kind of dance, ie the famous Chippendales skit from SNL, and a well done skit it was:
It was great satire, but nobody wants to see that in real life, ever.
Having watched their performance, I’m actually surprised they aren’t thinner. That was a lot of activity, obviously well-rehearsed. It’s not like they aren’t getting plenty of exercise.
Their outfits for their size could also be debateably unladylike. I tnink when large people wear tight clothes and they are performing in public, I think their looks are fair game. They can’t just expect only things they want to hear. Its not a safe space, its a public space.
That was painful to watch.
I kept thinking one of them was going to pass out.
Was the comment made over the loudspeaker or was it in private (was he trying to psych up his own band)?