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To: SunkenCiv

“Do you know why I pulled your chariot over?”


3 posted on 09/18/2025 8:07:13 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BradyLS

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Stop or I’ll toot! 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶


4 posted on 09/18/2025 8:10:14 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: BradyLS; Red Badger; null and void

Bumper sticker on chariot:

I brake for a parting Red Sea

Hey I’m copyrighting that one 😄

©️©️©️©️©️©️©️©️


5 posted on 09/18/2025 8:12:28 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: BradyLS

“You’ll be pulling stones up the side of the pyramid for this.”


10 posted on 09/18/2025 8:20:18 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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To: BradyLS
“Do you know why I pulled your chariot over?”

"Because I was driving like Jehu, the son of Nimshi?" (2 Kings 9:20)

11 posted on 09/18/2025 8:20:30 PM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: BradyLS
Drunk Charioteer: because I caught air after I hit that speed bump?

Officer: That "speed bump" was a priestess of Hathor.

Drunk Charioteer: Oh...

They then hung him over the door of the tavern where he got drunk and left him there until his body disarticulated. It was then thrown in the river ensuring that he was punished in this life and the next.

It is the first recorded drunk driving accident.

14 posted on 09/18/2025 8:22:44 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
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To: BradyLS; SunkenCiv

I don’t know which is more fun - SunkenCiv’s erudition and contributions here, or the wits who respond to him.


18 posted on 09/18/2025 8:27:07 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: BradyLS

“Make and model of your chariot, please.”

“Djoser Ramses.”


30 posted on 09/18/2025 11:29:58 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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