Whoopi Goldberg Says She ‘Can’t Afford’ to Retire Because She Didn’t ‘Marry Well’

Yahoo ^ | 9/10/25 | Melissa Roberto

[DallasBiff]

Oh cry me a river. It's funny when these rich pampered Hollyweirdos cry poverty.

[beethovenfan]

Poor baby

[dfwgator]

[EvilCapitalist]

Lol! Is that Ted Danson?

[ClearCase_guy]

Strong, independent women need to marry well or they won’t be able to avoid a life of slavery. That’s the message of feminism today.

[frank ballenger]

She was not actually married to Ted Danson despite their affair leading to his divorce from Cassandra Coates.

Maybe she could have saved $600 a year on her phone plan by switching. Not that she would have listened.

[bray]

Maybe she could sell a couple of her mansions?

[Fungi]

You would think after SEVEN abortions, she could have made up her mind. No one is interested in an ugly 69 year old hag such as her.

[jimfree]

I don’t believe I will tell my wife I didn’t marry well. Back to work.

[EvilCapitalist]

Or, she could eat less.

[sphinx]

Two possibilities: she’s addicted to a lifestyle she can’t afford, or she’s blown multiple fortunes on various follies. These are not mutually exclusive.

It’s like the NBA, NFL or MLB stars who are broke five years after retiring.

[ComputerGuy]

I’d probably pay her a few bucks just to go away.

[C210N]

Doesn’t she own half of Maui? The half that didn’t burn.

[Red6]

She’s worth about $60 million USD.

I think 99% of the population would wish they could be as broke and underprivileged as her.

[Jane Long]

She ate all of her profits/retirement $$$.

What an ignorant dunce.

[uranium penguin]

The Horror of having to squeak by on what, a tiny 20Mill/yr salary?

Then another, what, 5-10Mill/ year for commercials and endorsement?

She’s just a regular person.. living paycheck to paycheck.

[EvilCapitalist]

How true.

[Fzob]

If someone with a net worth $60 million can’t retire, maybe she is too stupid to manage her life, or she allowed people to rob her blind

[OLDCU]

I had no idea her spot on The View was as a volunteer.

[ansel12]

She has been making millions and getting rich for many decades and gets about 8 million dollars a year or more from her work on the view.

In her elitism, does “marriage’ mean billionaires only? Because a mere millionaire husband wouldn’t help her much.