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“She Thought She Was a Dolphin” 29 Year Old ‘Trans-Dolphin’ Drowns in Table Rock Lake.

A bizarre tragedy unfolded at Table Rock Lake when a 29-year-old woman, who insisted she was a “trans-dolphin,” drowned while attempting to live out her aquatic fantasy.

Witnesses say the woman swam into the lake dressed in a full dolphin costume, complete with a snorkel fashioned as a blowhole. At one point, she was seen clenching a live fish between her teeth, declaring she was “finally swimming free.” Moments later, horrified onlookers reported she began thrashing in the water before vanishing beneath the surface.

Emergency crews pulled her body from the lake hours later. By then, word had spread across Branson, drawing crowds to the shoreline.

Locals described her as eccentric but committed to her dolphin identity. “She really believed she was part of a pod,” one witness said. “It’s the strangest thing I’ve ever seen out here.”

The incident has left residents both shocked and baffled, with many calling it one of the most surreal drownings ever reported on Table Rock Lake.


623 posted on 09/03/2025 9:19:52 PM PDT by bitt (<IMG SRC=' 'WIDTH=500>)
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Her life had no porpoise.


624 posted on 09/03/2025 9:20:51 PM PDT by bitt (<IMG SRC=' 'WIDTH=500>)
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Something’s fishy about this story... 🐬

🐷


628 posted on 09/03/2025 10:04:45 PM PDT by Porkchop
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It was probably lack of salt water that killed her. She needed to be in the ocean not a fresh water lake.


632 posted on 09/04/2025 2:34:00 AM PDT by TBall
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originally from Branson Area Breaking News

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/branson-area-breaking-news-real-223831770.html

satire site


639 posted on 09/04/2025 4:44:40 AM PDT by stylin19a ("Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back" - 250 years of smiling - 11/10/2025)
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It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.


653 posted on 09/04/2025 7:05:00 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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This one will be hard to top. But I am sure someone will do it.


655 posted on 09/04/2025 7:10:34 AM PDT by sport
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Well, I’m from Missouri. It’s known as the “Show Me” state. I guess this young woman took it literally.


679 posted on 09/04/2025 8:53:27 AM PDT by Kingwood Kid III (A new beginning!)
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From “The Bee”?


750 posted on 09/04/2025 4:09:32 PM PDT by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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Satire


754 posted on 09/04/2025 4:21:17 PM PDT by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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