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1 posted on 08/23/2025 6:44:21 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Performance art.


2 posted on 08/23/2025 6:45:56 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: simpson96

Looks more like a hot dog in a human being costume.


3 posted on 08/23/2025 6:46:38 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialist communism, but you will have to shoot your way out.)
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To: simpson96

We are fortunate many of the crazies self-identify themselves as such, with her, her hair color is the key takeaway.

Piercings, tattoos, shaved heads, wild colors. All say I am crazy and stay away. And that, we do.


4 posted on 08/23/2025 6:48:21 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: simpson96

No explanation as to why the hot dog suit? Most people don’t just have those in their closets...


5 posted on 08/23/2025 6:48:44 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: simpson96; Red Badger; SunkenCiv; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Rennes Templar; ProtectOurFreedom
She also ripped toilet paper and started placing it all over the vehicle

Collage isn't what it used to be. Some people never learn!

6 posted on 08/23/2025 6:49:01 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: simpson96

It’s important to note that hot dog suits are still perfectly legal.


7 posted on 08/23/2025 6:50:16 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: simpson96

This is the wurst.


13 posted on 08/23/2025 7:30:03 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: simpson96

Let’s see you top that, Florida Man.


14 posted on 08/23/2025 7:34:41 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: simpson96

Judge: I never sausage a thing.


15 posted on 08/23/2025 7:36:19 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: simpson96

Looks like she woke up clutching an empty bottle of rum and screaming the ‘F’ word at her Goldfish (again!).


16 posted on 08/23/2025 7:38:05 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: simpson96

Alcohol was involved.


17 posted on 08/23/2025 7:39:11 PM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: simpson96

She woke up from a dream that day, still humming “Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I truly want to be.”

https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=lyric+oh+i%27d+love+to+be+on+oscar+meyer+weiner&mid=43B3CC6A7210470001A543B3CC6A7210470001A5&mmscn=stvo&mcid


18 posted on 08/23/2025 7:39:49 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: simpson96

I stopped at a Walmart o e day and noticed a car that had been totally wrapped up in seran wrap.


21 posted on 08/23/2025 8:26:08 PM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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To: simpson96; frank ballenger; Noumenon
St. Pete woman wearing hot dog costume arrested after putting toilet paper on neighbor’s vehicle

I relish stories like this.

Bet she's in hot water now!

Regards,

23 posted on 08/23/2025 11:08:19 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: simpson96; Lazamataz

She seems nice. What do you say, Laz?


24 posted on 08/24/2025 1:06:19 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: simpson96

Much as I hate to feel sorry for a looney toon, I always think this is a bogus charge.. “refusing to cooperate with the investigation”.


26 posted on 08/24/2025 2:24:22 AM PDT by Waverunner (Torah! Torah! Torah! my favorite IDF radio code.)
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To: simpson96
Hot dog ladies in Florida in the 80's and 90's had street carts at busy corners, often near strip clubs, and would wear a bikini, which would tie up traffic.
They passed a dress code, no bikinis, so the next week the local intersection was jammed up solid.
The girls had on skin colored body suits, with hair and nipples painted at the appropriate spots.
Got to obey the law, after all.

27 posted on 08/24/2025 2:33:26 AM PDT by Waverunner (Torah! Torah! Torah! my favorite IDF radio code.)
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To: simpson96

Only in Florida. lol


30 posted on 08/24/2025 4:48:50 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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To: simpson96

When I wear my hot dog costume, I’m generally a nicer person.


32 posted on 08/24/2025 10:18:34 AM PDT by johnnygeneric (Blocked website)
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To: simpson96

Men’s rule for grocery shopping...
always, always, ALWAYS...get the hotdogs in your shopping cart FIRST, then grab the buns.

...Because you don’t want to end up wandering the store around looking for hotdogs for your buns.

...timeless heterosexual wisdom right there.


33 posted on 08/24/2025 10:32:17 AM PDT by Z28.310 (does not comply well with others)
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