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Waffle House Unveils Successful Brand Strategy Of Just Keeping Everything The Same Forever
X.com ^ | Aug 22, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 08/22/2025 4:57:21 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

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1 posted on 08/22/2025 4:57:21 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“Waffle House. We will never waffle!”


2 posted on 08/22/2025 5:00:33 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Yes! They didn’t push masks during Covid, and when everyone else was moving to thick, spongy Belgian style waffles, Waffle House was where you could reliably get a thin, American style waffle.

Unfortunately, the coffee is just as mediocre as ever, while most other places have upgraded.


3 posted on 08/22/2025 5:05:19 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.


4 posted on 08/22/2025 5:07:24 PM PDT by DallasBiff (Apology not accepted.la is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Well, they could use real butter instead of that hydrogenated margarine...


5 posted on 08/22/2025 5:08:14 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: Larry Lucido

LOL! Darn right there’s no wafflin’ at the Waffle House!

Breakfast with a steamin’ mugova ‘Merica!


6 posted on 08/22/2025 5:08:47 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Kevlar menus...


7 posted on 08/22/2025 5:09:16 PM PDT by Feckless (The US Gubbmint / This TagliCanne CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
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To: glorgau

Yeah.


8 posted on 08/22/2025 5:19:01 PM PDT by OKSooner (Who says shooting woolly mammoths with a 1911 is a bad thing? )
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To: DallasBiff
This just in from the President of American Insomniacs:

We, of the original AI, would like to thank our WH for being true to what we love.

9 posted on 08/22/2025 5:25:49 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Waffle House - where Democrat presidential candidates go after blowing the debate!

-PJ

10 posted on 08/22/2025 5:26:03 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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Come for the waffles, stay for the 3 AM ghettopottamus fights!


11 posted on 08/22/2025 5:38:26 PM PDT by PGR88
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“””Come for the waffles, stay for the 3 AM ghettopottamus fights!””””

Waffle House could make a lot of money if they put those on pay per view.


12 posted on 08/22/2025 5:40:57 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

That is funny but I have always liked Waffle House and, mostly, for those exact reasons.


13 posted on 08/22/2025 5:48:21 PM PDT by TigersEye (The Golden Age of MAGA is upon us!)
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To: Dr. Sivana

I love their coffee!! Is it a medium roast or something? I think it’s great.


14 posted on 08/22/2025 5:54:46 PM PDT by Persevero (You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“When you want to eat a stack of pancakes, a pile of bacon, and some grits at 2 A.M. while watching a live fight between some transients who wandered over from the truck stop, Waffle House has been — and always will be — the place to go.”


15 posted on 08/22/2025 5:58:07 PM PDT by newfreep ("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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16 posted on 08/22/2025 6:00:03 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Although my eyes were open, they might just as well be closed.")
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

And the salsa they use comes from San Antonio, from Van De Walle Farms (now sold under the HEB brand).


17 posted on 08/22/2025 6:00:37 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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There's only one person in America who can save Cracker Barrel now!


18 posted on 08/22/2025 6:02:02 PM PDT by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Thank goodness!
Although we have to cross the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and drive about an hour north to visit our favorite Waffle House for a late breakfast...


19 posted on 08/22/2025 6:20:58 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxUO_tWibIs

The Fat Electrician - Waffle House is the Roman Coliseum of The South.


20 posted on 08/22/2025 6:21:54 PM PDT by ro_dreaming (Who knew "Idiocracy", "1984", "Enemy of the State", and "Person of Interest" would be non-fiction?)
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