[DallasBiff]

Publicity stunt by an insurance company? Who knows.

They look like dangerous birds, like rabid democrats.

[vaskypilot]

Mr VASKYPILOT and I once saw an emu in Shenandoah National Park. The Park service had a local wild life expert capture it. We spoke to him afterward. He said the main concern is injury to the bird.

[READINABLUESTATE]

At least they didn’t end up killing this one like the one in Arizona a few weeks ago.

[Magnum44]

[Red Badger]

Was he selling insurance?...................

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

“Feral emus” sounds like the name of a punk rock group.

[TheThirdRuffian]

No, they were a thing for a while then everyone cut them loose.

I have a colony that survives on my ranch, origin unknown.

I’ve shot them before. Taste like old tough turkey.

They like to follow cows and are pretty skittish to predators, which alerts the mamma cows, so I’m leaving them alone now.

[lee martell]

They look like domesticated, deweaponized Cassowary Birds.
Cassowarys could open a can of green peas just using the front of their claws.

[Fledermaus]

Only pay for what you need

[HombreSecreto]

Where’s Doug?

[bunkerhill7]

If you hold your hands behind your back, stick your neck out and take long steps, you can emulate an emu.

[citizen]

I think it’s Limu, escaped from Doug!