Nothing in the story states if the man was there with his children or by himself.
Creepy and Darwin award all in one story.
To: DallasBiff
“”””The man was said to be “wedged feet and head first” in the middle portion of the slide at Northeast Elementary School””””
Better left to 10 year olds to try this trick.
To: DallasBiff
He was a Shakespearian actor.................
Tu be or not tu be......That is the question..............
3 posted on
08/19/2025 5:08:30 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: DallasBiff
When we had some kid stuck in something, I tried to let mom or dad get a picture. “Get a picture for his high skrool yearbook, he’ll thank me later.” That would usually calm the stressed out parent.
6 posted on
08/19/2025 5:13:49 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
To: DallasBiff
With enough time the problem would have resolved itself.
To: DallasBiff
The town is often referred to as “Vermin”.
8 posted on
08/19/2025 5:17:34 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
To: DallasBiff
“feet and head first”!!! Yikes! I hope he has learned his lesson!
9 posted on
08/19/2025 5:27:50 AM PDT by
quilterdebbie
(We will endeavor to persevere!)
To: DallasBiff
10 posted on
08/19/2025 5:31:37 AM PDT by
albie
To: DallasBiff
“wedged feet and head first”
Ouch!
To: DallasBiff; Rennes Templar; SunkenCiv; The Spirit Of Allegiance
“Why” goes in creepy directions. Maybe it was a “tick tock” challenge?
>>>a 40-year-old man became wedged inside the middle portion of a tube slide...
The man was said to be “wedged feet and head first” in the middle portion of the slide...<<<
It’s like a L&D gone wrong. Saved by a C-section:
>>>Firefighters removed a section of slide to reach where the man was stuck.
“The patient was freed within 30 minutes and was evaluated on scene by EMS.<<<
12 posted on
08/19/2025 5:33:55 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: DallasBiff
“wedged feet and head first”
How exactly do you do that?
14 posted on
08/19/2025 5:58:12 AM PDT by
dljordan
(The Rewards of Tolerance are Treachery and Betrayal)
To: DallasBiff
“wedged feet and head first”
How do one even do that?
15 posted on
08/19/2025 6:01:28 AM PDT by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: DallasBiff
17 posted on
08/19/2025 6:04:57 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: DallasBiff
22 posted on
08/19/2025 7:04:33 AM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
To: DallasBiff
Shoulda just left the dumbass in there and cook in it.
To: DallasBiff
Reminds me of when my little niece stuck her head through the metal railing on my sister’s staircase - the metal slats closed around her and she couldn’t get her head out - became hysterical, of course.
My brother and dad had to dismantle a section of the staircase bannister to free her.
26 posted on
08/19/2025 7:31:43 AM PDT by
Bon of Babble
(You Say You Want a Revolutioan?)
To: DallasBiff
News outlets used to have copy editors to cleanup word salads.
wedged feet and head first
27 posted on
08/19/2025 7:33:02 AM PDT by
ptsal
(Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***h)
To: DallasBiff
Gotta watch out for that playground equipment. Some of it can be dangerous.
29 posted on
08/19/2025 9:09:55 AM PDT by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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