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The Worst Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps—And What to Say Instead
DNYUZ ^
| August 11, 2025
| Staff
Posted on 08/11/2025 1:10:16 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Disambiguator
81
posted on
08/11/2025 4:11:58 PM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
To: Red Badger
82
posted on
08/11/2025 4:21:59 PM PDT
by
Az Joe
(Live free or die)
To: Red Badger
83
posted on
08/11/2025 4:22:41 PM PDT
by
Az Joe
(Live free or die)
To: Magnum44
“You must be an angel because I think I saw you in Ohio.”
It works🙂
To: dfwgator
You may not know this by just looking at my profile, but I’m kind of a big deal
To: Magnum44
What are you so afraid of? I’m the one that has to walk out of these woods alone.
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
“ What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?”
To: Red Badger
Simply reply to snotty brats,”Don’t be picky. I wasn’t.”
89
posted on
08/11/2025 5:00:03 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
To: Red Badger
90
posted on
08/11/2025 6:12:50 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: metmom
I knew this was what you meant. And I quite agree with it.
91
posted on
08/11/2025 6:19:55 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Red Badger
92
posted on
08/11/2025 6:23:17 PM PDT
by
38special
(I should've said something earlier )
To: Az Joe
Her reply: I don’t think there’s room for me in your Mama’s basement.
93
posted on
08/11/2025 6:46:22 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Hammerhead
Oh man, that’s hard up. Don’t go there unless you have $100 bills with you.
94
posted on
08/11/2025 6:49:38 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Fresh Wind
Sounds like a guy who realizes he’s thinking with his little helmet head.
95
posted on
08/11/2025 6:56:38 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Hyman Roth
Wait, you’re a doctor who lives in your mother’s basement still?
96
posted on
08/11/2025 6:58:44 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
"Well, Sydney, I don't care what all those democrat donkeybuggers say, I personally love your blue jeans!"
To: Red Badger
"Wham!" -- (as an anticipatory prelude to "Bam!" "Thank you ma'am!")
To: FamiliarFace
100
posted on
08/11/2025 7:38:09 PM PDT
by
Az Joe
(Live free or die)
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