JUST IN: French farmers successfully get 500 gypsy squatters evicted after spraying them with manure, according to The Sun.

Twitter / X / ^ | August 05, 2025 | Collin Rugg

[dfwgator]

You’d think considering the conditions gypsies normally live in, they wouldn’t mind the poop.

[Sacajaweau]

Sounds like a two-fer....get rid of them and fertilize at the same time.

[Red Badger]

Farmer’s Ping!..................

[MeanWestTexan]

We’ve had problems with gypsies of some kind at the ranch every decade or so.

They go down oil lease roads, find one of the old home places or an old oilfield man camp, get the pump working (if not working), hook up electricity to steal from oil company leases, and suddenly 10 school buses and 100 crappy pickups are there.

Sherriff has to call in reinforcements to get them out.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Gypsies are a strange breed. They are genetically born grifters. Evil as they come.
If someone collapses on the street, a gypsy will jump to riffle the victims pockets
for valuables.

[Red Badger]

Well now all you need is a tank Sprayer full of cow pie sauce.................Pig Poop is better if you can get it..........

[TheThirdRuffian]

The field is heavy with mesquite right now and we’re not under a burn ban.

That works, too.

[MeanWestTexan]

Excellent idea!

[HYPOCRACY]

They’re originally from India. I’m surprised they didn’t like the poop. Indians seem to be obsessed with it.

[Red Badger]

It’d be a shame to waste all that mesquite................

[xp38]

Especially for muslims

[EvilCapitalist]

Use the Pig Poop to get rid of the muslims.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I have seen many many photographs of Indian streets coated with wall to wall poop. Got go? No problem "squat 'n' go".

[EvilCapitalist]

Great Minds Think Alike. See the post after yours.

[MtnClimber]

At least they will smell better.

[z3n]

Gypsies are a strange breed. They are genetically born grifters.

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[Drew68]

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[rlmorel]

Many years ago, back in the late eighties or early nineties, we used to get irregular visitations from a large band of honest to goodness gypsies. Dozens of them.

When one of their “upper members” needed healthcare, they came to the hospital I worked at.

This was long enough ago where our cafeteria still used metal utensils (forks, knives, spoons) and they would take all of them. Literally vacuum them all up.

The last time they came, the “King of The Gypsies” (as he was referred to) was near death, and he ended up in the ICU where my wife was working.

She said there were large groups of them huddled outside the ICU entrance, 24 hours a day, because it was said (don’t know if this is true) that the first Gypsy to see the dead king’s eyes after death would become the next King of The Gypsies”!

I recall seeing marauding bands of them around the hospital. They stopped coming to our hospital at some point, but us old-timers remembered them.

It was very strange. And they looked like Gypsies, too. Dark complexions, dark eyes, dark hair, huddled together in various places around the facility.

I don’t recall what country they came over from, but it definitely wasn’t the USA. I think it might have been France or Spain. They didn’t speak English that I recall.

[nutmeg]

LOLOL!! :-D