You need Minions! They work cheaper than Elves, but it does take FOREVER to get anything done. ;)
“After all, it’s only been 26 years since I installed it.”
I give Beau SO MUCH CREDIT for the BEAUTIFUL job he did in restoring This Old House. It had sat empty for five years before he started the remodel - you could see the SKY from the upstairs landing! He said it was easier once he moved the raccoon family OUT...
That said, we have this conversation all the time:
Me: Beau? We really need a new water heater.
Beau: But I just installed one!
Me: Babe! That was 35 YEARS ago!
I planted some minions but what the turned out to be was strong onions