Posted on 07/27/2025 6:26:16 AM PDT by MtnClimber
I ride the commuter train from a law firm in Chicago to a tiny redneck town on the Wisconsin state line.
Friday night, the train got stopped in the middle of the woods for an emergency. A pedestrian had been hit by a car, right on the grade crossing. The police wouldn’t let the train proceed until they cleared their crime scene.
So naturally, I was telling jokes to all the yuppies in my car. A left-wing 20-year-old Disney princess, with a blue buzz cut, neck tattoos, and a double chin, screamed that I was a racist-sexist-xenophobe-homophobe-Republican-Trump-cult Nazi.
That was good for a laugh, but then she tried to get me thrown off the train in the middle of the woods. This did not end well for her.
You see, while the train was sitting at the Chicago station, I’d been telling a few jokes to the conductor. And he was loving it.
So when she started her rant, the conductor said, “Did he touch you, Miss?”
The crowd of yuppies said, “No,” almost in unison.
Then the conductor said, “Did he threaten or proposition you?”
The yuppies said, in perfect barbershop quartet harmony, “No.” Without missing a beat, I asked, “What makes you think I’d proposition that?”
The conductor said, “Well, I don’t see any drugs or booze or weapons. I suggest you move to a different car, Miss. This car, for tonight only, is a comedy club.”
She called him a Republican-Trump-cult Nazi, which didn’t work, because he’s black. Then she stormed off to the next car and slammed the door like the petulant, overgrown child she is.
I yelled, “I love you too, sweetie.”
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Yes. I used the word bluing for the sake of brevity. :)
I'm a big fan of the less subtle "open mouth - head thrown back - point and laugh"
Awesome. I only regret there’s no video.
Tru dat!
So glad that the author of the article prevented her from jumping off the “Nazi occupied” train while it was moving at 70 mph.
I use bluing on fireams.
🤣 👍
I’ll take “Sh*t that didn’t happen” for $200, Alex.
That sounded like fun.
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