[DFG]

[al baby]

Good

[BenLurkin]

About time.

[Texas Eagle]

First spotted in late June, the comet named 3I/ATLAS has been on an 800-million-year journey to reach this solar system.

Ohhhkayyy. And how far along are we on this journey?

[BipolarBob]

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapphu that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning, it is by will alone i set my mind in motion.

[bk1000]

And after 800 million years of spewing out rocky icy debris there is still anything left of it?

I am skeptical.

[Billthedrill]

Trump’s fault.

[Williams]

This was only spotted a month ago and it’s going to pass Us in december. Let’s just hope there isn’t a whole storm of these things coming in from elsewhere.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

My money's on Gorath.

[HombreSecreto]

Remind me to stay clear of Buenos Aires in December.

[CathyWhite]

Oumuamua in 2017 was an alien spacecraft. You may remember it wasn’t ‘discovered’ until after it was past us. As it moved away from the Sun, it exhibited a slight acceleration, an effect not explained by gravitational forces alone. There was also no visible tail or coma. Oumuamua means ‘scout’, or ‘in advance of’, or literally, “a messenger from afar arriving first”. Ouamuamua was around 300 yards long. This scout - looking for a ‘blue planet’ - found Earth in 2017, and sent for the Mothership - 31/ATLAS - which, at fourteen miles long, will arrive here on December 17th. Their technology is hundreds of millions of years advanced. They are coming here to colonize.

[Magnum44]

[linMcHlp]

Needs a bit of    to clean the ejectors.

[grumpygresh]

There is a greater than 50% chance that a commie will hit NYC.

[dfwgator]

I wish it would hurry up.

[Vesuvian]

Don’t worry about it- the crew of space station Gamma Three will fly to it, set charges and blow it up.

[CaptainPhilFan]

Gang Members and Trans Womyn Hardest Hit

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

Thunberg fell out of a plane?

[shotgun]