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1 posted on 06/25/2025 6:10:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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Unngh


2 posted on 06/25/2025 6:11:04 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

That’s awful


3 posted on 06/25/2025 6:12:44 PM PDT by datricker (Go Trump/Vance!)
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To: BenLurkin

No mention if she survived?


4 posted on 06/25/2025 6:12:50 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: BenLurkin

virginity lost


5 posted on 06/25/2025 6:14:46 PM PDT by Third Person
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To: BenLurkin

I’ve heard of “death by umbrella,” but this is ridiculous. I hope she’s okay.


6 posted on 06/25/2025 6:16:32 PM PDT by Kleon
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To: BenLurkin

How horrible!


7 posted on 06/25/2025 6:17:53 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: BenLurkin

Frank Costanza?

“Million to one shot, doc!”


9 posted on 06/25/2025 6:19:48 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: BenLurkin

Lifeguard or the girl? Title does not say. NY Post needs a remedial course in English. May I recommend Strunk and White, The Elements of Style.


10 posted on 06/25/2025 6:21:48 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: BenLurkin

Absolutely horrible accident!


11 posted on 06/25/2025 6:22:43 PM PDT by UMCRevMom@aol.com (Please pray for God 's intervention to stop Putin's invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇸)
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To: BenLurkin

Seems like this is happening all the time now.


12 posted on 06/25/2025 6:23:11 PM PDT by sopo
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To: BenLurkin

Hopefully she had an Umbrella Insurance Policy.


14 posted on 06/25/2025 6:26:29 PM PDT by Round Earther
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To: BenLurkin

Oh, what sad times are these when passing umbrellas can impale at will young ladies.


15 posted on 06/25/2025 6:28:47 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: BenLurkin

At least it wasn’t a surfboard.


19 posted on 06/25/2025 6:37:09 PM PDT by I-ambush (From the brightest star comes the blackest hole. You had so much to offer, why didya offer your sou?)
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To: BenLurkin

Was this an accident or a deliberate attack?


22 posted on 06/25/2025 6:39:18 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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good spirits

May have something to do with it.

23 posted on 06/25/2025 6:43:30 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: BenLurkin

“in good spirits...”

I don’t actually believe anyone that has been impaled on anything can be said to be “in good spirits”.

In shock, perhaps.


27 posted on 06/25/2025 7:11:58 PM PDT by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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To: BenLurkin

How strong do the winds have to be to impale human flesh?


31 posted on 06/25/2025 7:56:26 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find. )
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Greetings from Asbury Park!


32 posted on 06/25/2025 8:08:19 PM PDT by dancusa (Donald Trump is Acting Like Rush Limbaugh on Steroids!)
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To: BenLurkin

Things like this, in a wider sense, happen all the time. They are called accidents, and are mostly unpredictable. Like glass falling out of a window and injuring someone it falls on.

One could of course suggest to wear a helmet and body armor at all times.


34 posted on 06/25/2025 8:35:10 PM PDT by CandyFloss
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To: BenLurkin

Deport all beach umbrellas...


36 posted on 06/26/2025 3:47:41 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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