1 posted on
06/25/2025 6:10:25 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
2 posted on
06/25/2025 6:11:04 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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3 posted on
06/25/2025 6:12:44 PM PDT by
datricker
(Go Trump/Vance!)
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No mention if she survived?
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I’ve heard of “death by umbrella,” but this is ridiculous. I hope she’s okay.
6 posted on
06/25/2025 6:16:32 PM PDT by
Kleon
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7 posted on
06/25/2025 6:17:53 PM PDT by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: BenLurkin
Frank Costanza?
“Million to one shot, doc!”
9 posted on
06/25/2025 6:19:48 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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Lifeguard or the girl? Title does not say. NY Post needs a remedial course in English. May I recommend Strunk and White, The Elements of Style.
10 posted on
06/25/2025 6:21:48 PM PDT by
Fungi
To: BenLurkin
Absolutely horrible accident!
11 posted on
06/25/2025 6:22:43 PM PDT by
UMCRevMom@aol.com
(Please pray for God 's intervention to stop Putin's invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇸)
To: BenLurkin
Seems like this is happening all the time now.
12 posted on
06/25/2025 6:23:11 PM PDT by
sopo
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Hopefully she had an Umbrella Insurance Policy.
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Oh, what sad times are these when passing umbrellas can impale at will young ladies.
15 posted on
06/25/2025 6:28:47 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: BenLurkin
At least it wasn’t a surfboard.
19 posted on
06/25/2025 6:37:09 PM PDT by
I-ambush
(From the brightest star comes the blackest hole. You had so much to offer, why didya offer your sou?)
To: BenLurkin
Was this an accident or a deliberate attack?
22 posted on
06/25/2025 6:39:18 PM PDT by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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good spiritsMay have something to do with it.
23 posted on
06/25/2025 6:43:30 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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“in good spirits...”
I don’t actually believe anyone that has been impaled on anything can be said to be “in good spirits”.
In shock, perhaps.
27 posted on
06/25/2025 7:11:58 PM PDT by
larrytown
(A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
To: BenLurkin
How strong do the winds have to be to impale human flesh?
31 posted on
06/25/2025 7:56:26 PM PDT by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find. )
To: BenLurkin
Greetings from Asbury Park!
32 posted on
06/25/2025 8:08:19 PM PDT by
dancusa
(Donald Trump is Acting Like Rush Limbaugh on Steroids!)
To: BenLurkin
Things like this, in a wider sense, happen all the time. They are called accidents, and are mostly unpredictable. Like glass falling out of a window and injuring someone it falls on.
One could of course suggest to wear a helmet and body armor at all times.
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Deport all beach umbrellas...
36 posted on
06/26/2025 3:47:41 AM PDT by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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