Posted on 06/16/2025 11:34:47 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an inspiring display of solidarity to voice their opposition to President Donald Trump's policies, San Francisco protesters spelled out "No Kings" with sidewalk feces.
Thousands of the city's residents gathered downtown over the weekend to show their displeasure with Trump's immigration agenda, using the copious amount of human waste scattered around on the surrounding sidewalks as their medium of expression.
"This will show Trump how much better off we are without his policies!" shouted one angry San Franciscan as he sculpted handfuls of excrement into the giant letter "N." "Our city is the perfect example of the liberal utopia that can be achieved if we get rid of the bigoted, hateful ideas promoted by conservatives. May the smell of this poop be a sign to Trump and his fascist administration of how much of a stench his policies are! Somebody hand me some more feces!"
Despite concerns from some protesters that they would not have enough sidewalk poo to make a large enough sign to be seen clearly from the air, the mob ended up with piles of scat to spare. "Fortunately, we have a lot of doodoo lying around in San Francisco," another protester said. "In other cities, we wouldn't be able to pull this off. Thanks to the leadership from our elected Democratic officials, we've got an abundant surplus of sidewalk feces. Take that, Trump!"
At publishing time, the protesters had used some of the leftover sidewalk poop to create a life-sized sculpture of Governor Gavin Newsom.
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I bet they actually did.................
For a second I thought this was serious…. Then I noted the source.
“Bring me more feces! I’m spelling out the N word! No, not that one!”
A message made with the combined intellect of the majority of San Francisco voters.
The folks at the Bee have one of the best jobs in the world!
Oh yuk!
San Francisco was a very lovely, poop-free city when I visited eons ago for a scientific conference. I had friends who took me our for dinner every night. And I needed hiking boots to deal with those hills!
A little more humor:
CA
Spectrum says would-be copper thieves caused internet outage affecting L.A., Ventura counties
An attempted — and unsuccessful — copper theft in Van Nuys caused a widespread internet outage Sunday affecting swaths of Los Angeles and Ventura counties, a Spectrum spokesman confirmed.
I hope “unsuccessful” means the copper thief resembled a charcoal briquette.
You were lucky to escape alive.
Same here, it’s telling, isn’t it?
I would have totally believed this if it wasn’t the Bee. They have plenty of sidewalk excrement they could use. And Lefties excel in disrespect.
Yes it’s the only thing the place is worth if you can call it worth.
As did I.
“”””This will show Trump how much better off we are without his policies!” shouted one angry San Franciscan as he sculpted handfuls of excrement into the giant letter “N.” “””
I was expecting the BEE to write that: “”Hundreds of SF Protestors squatted in unison to create NO KINGS on the Union Square Plaza in SF.””
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Of course I live near San Francisco.
I actually was taken in for a moment. Shows how awful things have gotten with these fools.
Oh, thank goodness this is the Bee! 😅
You never can tell anymore.
You weren't "taken in" at all.
The Bee is not Mainstream Media.
Additionally, you are too smart to be taken in.
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