Posted on 06/11/2025 5:20:51 AM PDT by MtnClimber
WARNING: Graphic images and descriptions of child torture may not be suitable for all readers. Please proceed accordingly.
Devout climate activist survives excruciating ordeal involving single-use plastics and non-reclining seat.
The Jewish state of Israel has committed yet another genocidal war crime against humanity by sadistically torturing an autistic 22-year-old child aboard an El Al deportation flight on Tuesday. Greta Thunberg, the Swedish climate activist, was "kidnapped" earlier this week after her Gaza-bound resistance yacht was intercepted by Zionist occupational forces. The torture began almost immediately.
Thunberg, who suffers from severe mental anguish on account of being passionate about climate change, was ruthlessly taunted by her militant captors. They offered her water in a plastic bottle—a major contributor to ocean pollution and fossil fuel consumption—as well as a shockingly mediocre sandwich that was also wrapped in earth-killing plastic. Academic experts have described this as a form of psychological torture—akin to mock execution—that is arguably more traumatic than waterboarding due to the existential nature of the climate change threat.
The torture resumed Tuesday morning after Thunberg allegedly signed a deportation order and was forced aboard a gas-guzzling jumbo jet. Aviation is a significant contributor to global CO2 emissions, and it is unclear if Thunberg was given an opportunity to purchase carbon credits to offset the environmental harm caused by her trip. Once aboard, the adult Swedish child was forced to endure physical torture for the duration of the five-hour flight. She was placed in an aisle seat, unable to see out the window without straining her neck. Thunberg's discomfort was compounded by the fact that her seat was in the last row before the lavatory, which prevented her from reclining her seat while being forced to imbibe the smells and sounds of her fellow passengers peeing and pooping mere inches away.
After arriving in Paris, Thunberg was restrained using a wrist-mounted torture device and paraded through the airport. She was eventually released and forced to endure a grueling interrogation by filthy journalists. She described being "illegally attacked and kidnapped by Israel," and recalled how authorities tried to make her watch a cheap fake propaganda video of the alleged "crimes" committed by Hamas resistance forces during the Oct. 7 liberation campaign. Thunberg lashed out at European governments for their "silence" in response to her abduction and torture at the hands of genocidal Jews.
In an apparent act of retaliation against the Swedish government, Thunberg urged her "comrades" to bombard the foreign affairs office with demands for her release, which has overwhelmed the phone lines to a "dangerous" degree, according to the Swedish foreign minister.
This is terrible. Absolutely horrific.
Thanks for posting. That was Bee level satire/truth at the WFB.
Did they cut the sandwich in half at an odd angle and unevenly?
But how will this affect LeBron’s legacy?
I would like to be tortured with tuna-salad on rye, with pickles, please.
The “adult Swedish child” also had to endure the Pilot’s announcement over the airplane’s intercom, thanking the IDF for protecting the Jewish homeland.
I know!
Tears are streaming down my face and making my pillow soaking wet as I try not to awaken anyone with my fits of— LAUGHTER!
No kidding!
Babylon Bee is BESTED!
If it’s not cut corner to corner I ain’t eaten it
Thanks; this is going to be a good day.
“””she recalled how authorities tried to make her watch a cheap fake propaganda video of the alleged “crimes” committed by Hamas resistance forces during the Oct. 7 liberation campaign.”””
This was my favorite torture.
It so reminded of the classic Stanley Kubrick film ‘A CLOCKWORK ORANGE’.
Chicken salad & Swiss on pumpernickel with some garlic dill spears on the side for me, please.
UPDATE!!
Flight lost over the Mediterranean. Probable hamas bomb.
Flight crew parachuted to safety — IDF ship was mysteriously in the area to pull them to safety.
No word on any passengers.
How dare them!
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