Posted on 06/04/2025 5:45:43 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
BOULDER, CO — Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher issued an emergency ruling blocking the deportation of the terrorist Mohamed Soliman and ordering the Jewish people he burned to be set back on fire.
The ruling will require the elderly Jewish people recently released from burn wards to be gathered back together for Molotov cocktails to be chucked at them until all of them are once again ablaze.
"Soliman and his family have done nothing but stay here illegally and light Jews on fire. There is simply no cause for the Trump administration to seek their deportation," stated Gallagher in his ruling. "Furthermore, the government has no right to put out the flames set by Soliman that were burning Holocaust survivors alive. Such action is tantamount to burning an immigrant's hopes and dreams. Therefore, the Jews in question must be set back on fire, preferably with Soliman's homemade flamethrower contraption or with Molotovs, post haste."
At publishing time, David French had stopped by to explain to the again-burning Jewish people why Trump's deportations were so cruel
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
To think we used to laugh at the Bee
Dang, missed the Bee tag.
Times have changed, Prog Marxist DemoRats are worse.
Nailed it.
Man, that is good stuff. They just rock it!
Oh give them time - I had wondered if a judge were going to step in
Where the hell does this Feral fag get the standing to override the President of the U.S. Bonerburger doesn’t deserve the honor of wiping the President’s butt.
America’s (and Brazil’s, Romania’s, Britain’s and France’s) judiciary deserves to be relentlessly mocked like this.
Now this is funny!
One of the BIG REASONS I’m against WW3 - a country so torn up internally is in no position to be trying to take on the strongest countries in the world.
When democrats stole the White House in 2020, isn’t it odd that we didn’t have federal district court judges blocking daily what Joe’s handlers auto penned for him?
Um I’m used to the Bee being satire. This reads more like real news especially regarding this moronic judge.
“Um I’m used to the Bee being satire. This reads more like real news especially regarding this moronic judge.”
You just described satire at its best!
The Bee is having a tougher and tougher time keeping ahead of reality.
Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher, also known as the Witch King of Angmar stated in his order, “One ring to find them all and in the darkness bind them ... “, which was a mouthful for a former Ring Wraith.
Man
Like AI on YouTube I believed it for a second
I’m so stupid I saw those AI productions where Tom Hardy is a new Rambo remake
Lord I’m gullible
I also believed Elon had bully. 400 sq ft modular self contained homes for 7500
I looked at my rib and said shit we can buy 15 of em and tie em together
Problem solved
Our kids howled at me
“Dad it’s AI”
Some jackass red dot in Delhi making that crap for hits
Sadly, you are correct.
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