Siberian Traps.
That looks like it might make a good ride at Disney World.
Afrin could sponsor it.
They could call it THE DARK HORRORS OF POLLEN.
The animals could jump out at you.
At the end Ellen Degeneres could tell you to stick things up your nose.
Musta been some really powerful deodorants, back then.
Let’s see........ President Trump has a secret time machine. He sent thousands of SUVs back in time to destroy the ozone.
Fast forward to today.
President Trump is making it easier for evil capitalists to produce and drive the SUVs.
There is no evidence, but it is the seriousness of the charges that counts. President Trump will be called before Congress to PROVE he does not have a time machine.
Those wooly mammoths used so much dang AquaNet, the hydrochloroflourocarbons released destroyed the ozone layer! Took forever for the Earth to recover!
So the ozone layer vanished at least once long before man was around so many couldn’t have caused it.
Volcanoes can’t be stopped any more than giant meteors...