Dweezil
I couldn’t remember the boy’s name!
What fun is it for the rest of us when your parents give you a weird name to begin with? What’s to ‘mock’ about that? ;)
When I was in Junior High, I decided I wanted people to call me, ‘Di’ as I had read it in a book and liked it as short for, ‘Diana.’
That lasted for about 15 minutes until my bratty little sister was telling people, ‘She wants you to call her, ‘Di’ because her given name is, Diarrhea.’
Very cleaver for a little twerp. She thought fast on her feet; I give her credit. ;)