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Democrats Confused By Legal Immigrants Who Seem To Love America
The Bee ^ | May 12, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 05/13/2025 9:23:09 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

U.S. — Democrat onlookers were baffled at the unusual sight of a group of immigrants arriving in the United States legally while waving patriotic American flags.

A group of 59 Afrikaners escaped persecution in South Africa and arrived in Washington this week. Upon touching down, they were seen celebrating with American flags and big smiles. Sources confirmed they have no plans to destroy America.

"Wait, I'm confused. They don't hate America?" said one Democrat immigration activist. "Why are we even letting them in? This is weird."

"Wait. They don't actually love America, do they? Oh no..."

After further research, it was confirmed that the newly arrived migrants were neither Mexican cartel members nor Jihadis sworn to wage holy war against the United States, but instead mostly middle-class families escaping persecution in South Africa.

"This is a blatant misuse of America's immigration system," said another Liberal. "America will never be destroyed at this rate. This proves once and for all that Trump is Hitler."

At publishing time, Democrats found themselves even more confused after ICE deported several hundred illegal immigrants who hate America.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
Democrats Chose Poorly!
1 posted on 05/13/2025 9:23:09 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

As usual.


2 posted on 05/13/2025 9:45:46 AM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Navy Patriot

It’s The Bee, but it ain’t satire.


3 posted on 05/13/2025 10:08:14 AM PDT by metmom ( He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.")
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To: Navy Patriot

I wonder how soon, after citizenship, they will get guns?


4 posted on 05/13/2025 11:44:03 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (If you see "Acheta" protein in a product, know that it has been adulterated with insect protein)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Here in Washington state a non-citizen can become a cop and they’ll GIVE them a gun!


5 posted on 05/13/2025 11:46:59 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant - Never Fearful)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

If they get a green card (permanent resident status), they can buy guns. And probably should.


6 posted on 05/13/2025 11:47:39 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Navy Patriot; No name given ; metmom
I like this quote from one of my essays.

Quang Nguyen who escaped from Vietnam and founded Caddis Branding Agency said before a veteran's group, “In 1982, I stood with a thousand new immigrants, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, and listening to the National Anthem for the first time as an American. To this day, I can't remember anything sweeter and more patriotic than that moment in my life…..You see, America is not just a place on the map, it isn't just a physical location. It is an ideal, a concept. And if you are an American, you must understand the concept, you must accept this concept, and most importantly, you have to fight and defend this concept. This is about Freedom and not free stuff. And that is why I am standing up here.”

7 posted on 05/13/2025 12:33:17 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: metmom

All too often, it’s getting very hard to tell the difference between the two these days.


8 posted on 05/13/2025 1:38:17 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Hopefully soon.


9 posted on 05/13/2025 1:38:32 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: NorthMountain

Agreed.


10 posted on 05/13/2025 1:38:39 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Retain Mike

Bravo! to Quang Nguyen, who is more of an American than a whole lot of bipeds who were born here.


11 posted on 05/13/2025 2:08:28 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

Too many are clueless about the value of freedom.


12 posted on 05/13/2025 3:51:56 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: Navy Patriot

this essay is perfect


13 posted on 05/14/2025 3:33:03 AM PDT by SisterK (to do justly, to love mercy and to walk humbly)
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