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I would have had a heart attack before the first bite
1 posted on 05/07/2025 11:15:18 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Note to self: Don’t kayak in florida.


2 posted on 05/07/2025 11:16:56 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

All those beautiful water bodies in Florida and not a single one is safe to swim or kayak. Why a person would canoe in alligator infested water is beyond me.


3 posted on 05/07/2025 11:20:56 AM PDT by HerrBlucher
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To: ChicagoConservative27

I have no direct, face to snout experience with Gators or Crocs. We don’t tend to have such reptiles running loose in Detroit. My question is:
Do Gators know enough to purposely try to tip a Kayak or canoe over and dump that Kayaker into the water for easier feeding?

I have heard of ocean dwellers, such as Orcas, or Killer Whales deliberately ramming
boats full of people, seemingly just for the hell of it.


5 posted on 05/07/2025 11:27:18 AM PDT by lee martell
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We have gators and Cottonmouth moccasins in the freshwater, sharks in the salt water, mosquitoes the size of hang-gliders, roaches the size of mice and snakes the size of tree trunks.

Welcome to Florida!.......................


8 posted on 05/07/2025 11:30:56 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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Final report says they passed canoe over gator in 2.5 ft of water and gator tipped canoe.


9 posted on 05/07/2025 11:34:29 AM PDT by pnz1 ("These people have gone stone-cold crazy")
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My first question is how the woman went into the water. I've canoed most of my life, though not in recent years, and have managed not to tip myself over. Except for a few times when we young-uns were horsing around and having serious canoe fights, but that that's a different story. Once you are in the water, you are legitimate croc food and the croc shouldn't be blamed.

Now, if it was an attack croc like the attack rabbit that went after Jimmy Carter, that's a different story. I always thought crocs weren't that aggressive, but never having lived in gator country, I don't know. I would instinctively avoid inner tubes, but I think I'd feel safe in a boat.

10 posted on 05/07/2025 11:34:55 AM PDT by sphinx
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Had them come up to me while riding on an air boat in the bijou, begging for snacks. They are very cute in a toothy carnivorous dinosaur kind of way.


12 posted on 05/07/2025 11:46:06 AM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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“Preliminary information indicates that a woman was canoeing when she encountered an alligator and went into the water.”

Went into the water? Voluntarily, or involuntarily?


16 posted on 05/07/2025 11:48:49 AM PDT by Wayne07
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Fished several tournaments in Kissimmee during the 1980s...Hard to believe that anyone would be dumb enough to kayak in those waters...


17 posted on 05/07/2025 11:52:24 AM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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Let every member of the kayak fleet be armed.


18 posted on 05/07/2025 11:54:53 AM PDT by Theophilus (covfefe)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

What was a Kayaker doing in a canoe?


19 posted on 05/07/2025 11:55:55 AM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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That lake looks exactly like the gator scene in the movie "Live and let die" where Bond escapes by running on top of the alligators. I wonder if that's where they filmed it


20 posted on 05/07/2025 11:57:28 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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You’re just not the top of the food chain in rural Florida.


21 posted on 05/07/2025 12:06:35 PM PDT by suasponte137
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The current report says the woman and her husband were in a canoe and coming to shore. In shallow water they went over the back of the alligator and it raised up from the bottom and capsized the canoe. The woman landed on the back of the alligator and it bit her. I live on a lake in central Florida and have large alligators cruising by every day in the summer. They are usually submerged with only their eye and nose above water. I can see them right away, but this couple probably did not recognize it and paddled right over it.


24 posted on 05/07/2025 12:11:15 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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I have often seen people kayaking in INFLATABLE kayaks within a few feet of gators. I have also seen gators try to get aboard boats with 2-3 foot freeboard! Florid is NOT a statewide zoo!


29 posted on 05/07/2025 12:27:48 PM PDT by ExSES (the "bottom line")
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Lots of people kayak in Louisiana in water with gators. I think the gators usually shy from people, but kayakers don’t go out of their way to antagonize the gators. There’s kayakers in Cane Bayou every single day and there’s never been an attack I’ve heard of.


42 posted on 05/07/2025 1:44:26 PM PDT by SeafoodGumbo
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Bear spray probably didn’t work.


47 posted on 05/07/2025 3:26:34 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Trump has arrived and it is awesome to have a real President.)
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To: ChicagoConservative27
I suggest Florida kayakers get one of these:

battleship canoe.jpg

59 posted on 05/08/2025 4:32:26 AM PDT by Mopp4 ("It is a cruel world, Herr Hauptman. You said it yourself.")
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