We have gators and Cottonmouth moccasins in the freshwater, sharks in the salt water, mosquitoes the size of hang-gliders, roaches the size of mice and snakes the size of tree trunks.
Welcome to Florida!.......................
America’s benis is pretty much Australia: everything will kill you.
Glad to hear you calling them that. I was staying with friends one time who lived outside of Charleston, S.C. I woke up in the middle of night by something crawling in my hair. It was a giant cockroach. I caught it and flushed it down the toilet. I told the friend's wife what had happened, and she said: "Oh, that was just a Palmetto bug." I laughed and told her that in New York State, we call them cockroaches.