2025 Marvel Pride Variant Covers Revealed

File770 ^ | May 5, 2025 | Mike Glyer

[Angelino97]

See the link for many more faaaaabulous Pride covers!

[PGR88]

homo we go!

[Governor Dinwiddie]

How much are comic books? $10? What, not a dime?

[packagingguy]

I hope Democrats go all in on Pride Month this year, hard and heavy. Plenty of tranny stuff.

Then young men of all races will think to themselves “I don’t want to be associated with kiddy groomers and mutilators” and vote Republican in the midterms.

[lee martell]

This was being pushed a few years ago, and it was of very limited popularity. I guess that corporation has a couple more million dollars they don’t mind letting fly out the open windows of a speeding car.

[Frank Drebin]

[Somewhere in a Marvel corporate boardroom, smoke-filled and dank with sweat, weeks from now...]

"Sales continue to decline! It's clear we're not pursuing our readers hard enough, we're not giving them the stories they want! I want 30 more LGBTQRZWXYZ stories on my desk by 9:00 AM tomorrow."

[Steve_Seattle]

Messianic Rabbi Jonathan Cahn has written a book called "Return of the Gods" in which he says that some of the ancient pagan gods have been welcomed back into society and have regained an influence that has long been diminished. These gods are usually not explicitly worshipped under their previous names but nonetheless have tremendous influence over more and more people.

Their main influence seems to be in the pro-abortion and LGBTQ+ movements, and the imagery of these comic books seems to be working in the direction of fostering a revival of pagan god/goddess worhsip, a trend we also see in many tattoos.

[Notthemomma]

“LGBTQRZWXYZ”

Wasn’t that the name of the little leprechaun alien that Superman always had to get to utter in order to get him to go back to where he came from? :)

[Angelino97]

I guess that corporation has a couple more million dollars they don’t mind letting fly out the open windows of a speeding car.

Disney purchased Marvel in 2009 for $4 Billion.

Today Marvel makes most of its money by licensing its characters -- it's classic characters, I assume -- for film, TV, merchandising, and theme park rides.

So no, they don't mind wasting a few million on virtue signaling comic books.

[faithhopecharity]

spelling error?
didn’t they mean “the Immoral Thor?”
(he’s sorta cute, gotta admit....would fit right into San Fransicko)

[Flatus I. Maximus]

KITTY PRIDE — whose mutant power is a superhuman ability to remember to clean the litter box at least once a week!

[ClearCase_guy]

Ellen Page had a pretty decent career going as an actress. Kitty Pryde was one of her roles, but she appeared in a number of big movies (”Inception” comes to mind). Quite cute. Now she is Elliot Page, a decidedly unattractive man, a guy about 5 foot two inches tall, and Hollywood just isn’t that into him. Career going nowhere except sympathy gigs because everyone loves transgenders so much.

[BigFreakinToad]

yeah, that is why I stopped buying comics, not feeding that beast anymore. If I buy, its the old ones from back when I was a kid, no agenda.

[gundog]

Collectors will have to buy them.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Yeah, I remember her from before and have seen photos of him after. What a waste. It’s 38 years old now. I have “suicide by age 45” in the dead pool.

[lee martell]

Might as well shred and recycle them as paper products;
napkins, paper towels, even bathroom tissues.

[Ciaphas Cain]

LOL!!! You may be right :-D

[gundog]

The rarer the better, from a collector’s standpoint.

[Sirius Lee]

Queer in Capes. “ What’s your superpower?” “I can shoot radioactive gerbils out of my butt”.

[Angelino97]

Page now has a washboard stomach, which I assume are implants.