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To: Responsibility2nd
“Honestly Your Honor, it wasn’t me. I was just busy masturbating…in a tree.”
(Kennedy joke)
To: Responsibility2nd
3 posted on
04/29/2025 3:23:54 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Get the pepper ball gun and let some of the neighborhood kids take potshots at him.
To: Responsibility2nd
open up a can of tuna
that usually works
5 posted on
04/29/2025 3:25:15 PM PDT by
joshua c
To: Responsibility2nd
Call the fire department.
Hose him down till he comes down.
It worked in Cannonball
8 posted on
04/29/2025 3:33:34 PM PDT by
South Dakota
(Vance / Trump...2028 )
To: Responsibility2nd
9 posted on
04/29/2025 3:34:36 PM PDT by
albie
(U)
To: Responsibility2nd
This is not a photo of this specific illegal but it reminded me of this. 3rd world people are used to this sort of thing.
To: Responsibility2nd
Don’t get him riled up or else he’ll hold his breath until he faints.
To: Responsibility2nd
Live feed....
“A lawyer’s on the way.”
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I imagine some judge somewhere has already drawn up orders not to deport him again.
16 posted on
04/29/2025 3:52:39 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Have ICE start placing cylindrical things around the base of the tree...when the illegal asks what they’re doing, say “we’re gonna dynamite it”. He’ll climb down so fast he’ll have splinters
17 posted on
04/29/2025 3:54:34 PM PDT by
jpp113
To: Responsibility2nd
Made me think of that old song by Roger Miller, ‘You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd’
You can’t live your life sittin’ up in a tree...🎶
and for those who never heard that cute song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-8hst0bho
18 posted on
04/29/2025 3:58:54 PM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: Responsibility2nd
OK. Cordon the tree off and wait him out.
19 posted on
04/29/2025 4:00:21 PM PDT by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesu)
To: Responsibility2nd
If he’s in a tree, any branch office should be able to take care of the situation.
21 posted on
04/29/2025 4:06:30 PM PDT by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Responsibility2nd
Geez just chop down the damn tree with him in it
To: Admin Moderator
Ongoing live......
Now if this illegal currently up a tree should break the branch he’s on and fall down breaking his neck, will you move this story to Breaking News?
Just wondering.
23 posted on
04/29/2025 4:14:03 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: Responsibility2nd
To: Responsibility2nd
I was thinking that when I saw the title!!!!
25 posted on
04/29/2025 4:16:38 PM PDT by
Morgana
( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 🇷🇺 )
To: Responsibility2nd
“Just shoot up here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief.”
— Marcel Ledbetter
To: Responsibility2nd
Arrest the a-hole interfering with ICE.
28 posted on
04/29/2025 4:26:28 PM PDT by
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
To: Responsibility2nd
The landowner needs to throw a citizen’s arrest on the chimp. We don’t do that here in America.
29 posted on
04/29/2025 4:34:03 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(The U.S. "Judiciary. Putting Foreign Illegal Aliens Criminals first. They are here ILLEGALLY!)
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