[MrRelevant]

So the political theater of the University with a 53,000,000,000 dollar endowment extends to murdering monkeys it would appear.

[BenLurkin]

Harvard’s budget for truffles and caviar won’t be affected.

[Ge0ffrey]

And then blame it on Trump?

[stanne]

“So the political theater of the University with a 53,000,000,000 dollar endowment extends to murdering monkeys it would appear.”

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So the political theater of the University with a 53,000,000,000 dollar endowment extends to blaming Trump for murdering monkeys.

[Sicon]

Harvard: "Give us the money or we'll kill this dog."

[Wally_Kalbacken]

[Night Hides Not]

Straight out of the National Lampoon cover, “If you don’t buy this magazine, we’ll kill the dog.”

[cgbg]

They won’t spend a dime of their own money to save the animals?

It does not get creepier than that.

[dp0622]

Is that number real??!!

There’s probably countries in the world not worth that much!!

I’m going to euthanize my cat in an hour and a half and nobody’s printing an article online about it.

Poor cat is 17 and I wanted him to die at home with us but now he’s in pain and afraid.

Maybe Harvard should keep the animals alive and...ah, even in joking I dont want to get in trouble :)

[PeterPrinciple]

If they were really concerned about research they would use some of their own money.

[9YearLurker]

$50B+ endowment and their first cut is to kill their already tortured animals.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yes, I’m sure they would be much happier as laboratory experiments.

[Nervous Tick]

They’re killing the dogs...
They’re killing the cats...
They’re killing the stu-dents’ pets...

I’m telling you, Trump is LITERALLY Hitler!

[j.havenfarm]

I’m truly hoping the GOP follows through on levying a one time 10% tax on the $1 trillion aggregate university endowments. These effete pigs will squeal at 105 decibels if Congress does that

[Red Badger]

Cambridge area Chinese Restaurants are having a special.............Hmmmmmmmm.....

[Wpin]

They are threatening us with killing animals they have been torturing? Reminds me of a incident I had where I was driving past a farm with chickens and asked if they would want to sell any...they quoted me a price that was about double what chickens were going for at that time. I just said no thank you and the farmer replied well, if you don’t buy them I am just going to let the raccoons get them! LOL, Harvard is at that same level it seems.

If they want the funds all they have to do is stop the violations of the Civil Rights Act of 1965 which makes it against the law to discriminate by race...they discriminate against Jews, Whites, and Asians. They are a racist organization which deserves to be destroyed.

[KittyKares]

Are the animals in such bad shape that they can’t let people adopt them?

[BitWielder1]

Pulling heart strings and threatening important work.
Typical.
I'm sure they could find some nonessential costs to cut, if they spent 5 minutes looking.

[spacejunkie2001]

Such liars. And they’re not CURING anything, so their research is worthless. Put the animals up for adoption

[econjack]

Talk about a non-sequitur. You'd think someone at Harvard would be smart enough to see that this line of blame just simply won't fly. Either that, or they think we're so dumb that we'll just swallow whatever line the Elites throw at us. It's an insult. Solution: give the animals to a university that doesn't provide safe harbor for Palestinian activists.

[P-Marlowe]

Lab animals are always euthanized after the experiments are done. They don’t turn these tortured animals into pets.