To: nickcarraway
I’m married, but I love the old joke:
“They say that married men live longer than single men. But it only seems longer.”
11 posted on
04/14/2025 3:16:34 PM PDT by
bigred44
To: bigred44
The men in my family typically die before their wives do. Why? Because they want to.
28 posted on
04/14/2025 3:40:53 PM PDT by
Apparatchik
(Русские свиньи, идите домой!)
To: bigred44
An optimist is a single dude looking forward to getting married.
pessimist is a married optimist. /J
37 posted on
04/14/2025 3:50:50 PM PDT by
Bobbyvotes
(I am in mid-80's and I am not gonna change my opinions.)
To: bigred44
Henny Youngman joke:
Why do married men die first?
They want to.
55 posted on
04/14/2025 4:37:26 PM PDT by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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