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Analysts Clarify That Trump Is Only Responsible For The Stock Market When It Goes Down
Truth Social ^ | Apr 08, 2025, 3:00 PM | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 04/08/2025 1:07:40 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/analysts-clarify-that-trump-is-only-responsible-for-the-stock-market-when-it-goes-down/

U.S. — With investors pleasantly surprised that a crash has thus far been avoided and the market had rebounded in the wake of new trade tariffs, top analysts clarified that President Trump was only responsible for the stock market when it goes down.

Many experts had predicted a devastating market crash following the uncertainty caused by Trump's implementation of tariffs, leading advisors to remind the public that while the stock market's quick stabilization should not be attributed to Trump in any way, any potential crash most certainly should be.

"He only does the bad things," said economist and stock market analyst Richard Stevens. "It's always helpful to remember that if something good happens while Donald Trump is president, it's in spite of him. If something bad happens, it's totally his fault and he is solely responsible for it. Forever."

Officials in Washington agreed with the assessment. "It's an inarguable fact that Trump is only responsible for the market when it goes down," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "If things are going well and outperforming expectations, that can only be due to lingering effects from Joe Biden's tremendous leadership. Just keep that in your mind. Trump — bad. We're working hard to make sure the economy falls apart, but if we're successful, it'll be Trump's fault."

Analysts were quick to point out that this week's early non-Trump market recovery could potentially be followed by a Trump downturn.

At publishing time, Democrats also reminded the American people that if Trump's tariffs were successful, it would be because Barack Obama advocated for them in 2012.

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1 posted on 04/08/2025 1:07:40 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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I knew that......snx.


2 posted on 04/08/2025 1:11:52 PM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray...."Our Father, who art in heaven......" )
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I knew that......snx.


3 posted on 04/08/2025 1:11:53 PM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray...."Our Father, who art in heaven......" )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Trump could cure cancer and they’d be whining that he put oncologists out of business.


4 posted on 04/08/2025 1:15:05 PM PDT by Bullish (I've never seen such morons... Have you?)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Biden says the stock market only goes up when they sell a lot of cows....


5 posted on 04/08/2025 1:17:46 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Biden says the stock market only goes up when they sell a lot of cows....


6 posted on 04/08/2025 1:17:46 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: Bullish

Which is why a cure for cancer will never be found. They might have to learn how to code, and all of those jobs are now taken, as the tech industry has taken a big hit because of AI.

Oncologists might even have to resort to picking crops, doing landscaping, and roofing jobs. /s


7 posted on 04/08/2025 1:24:44 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I noticed that liberals were quiet with the stocks way up today.


8 posted on 04/08/2025 1:39:41 PM PDT by Kleon
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If he walked on water, they would complain that he can’t swim.


9 posted on 04/08/2025 2:26:50 PM PDT by kosciusko51
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Trump could cure cancer and they’d be whining that he put oncologists out of business.

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JUST WOW!!!! Perfect example of the LEFT LUNATICS!!!

10 posted on 04/08/2025 2:28:31 PM PDT by pollywog (" O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
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