Physics Solves One of Man’s Biggest Problems: Urinal Splashing

Study Finds ^ | April 08, 2025 | Staff

[Fresh Wind]

What about a Cyberurinal?

[Pollard]

Must be where Menard’s got their idea to put their weekly ad over the urinals.

[paudio]

Me not want Hillary Clinton or Adam Schiff’s face anywhere close to my pewee...

[Disambiguator]

This is not new knowledge. My anecdotal experience with properly angled urinals goes back to my fall of 2000 train ride on the Durango and Silverton. The urinals in the depot bathroom appeared to date back to the 19th century, and they had very steeply angled sides and were pretty deep. So I guess our forebears weren’t as dumb as some people think.

[Magnum44]

[ansel12]

Your post reminds of a bar in Mexico I saw as a kid, the foot rest that ran the length of the bar was also a tiled urinal so that you could pee while talking and drinking at the bar.

[Carriage Hill]

It’s obviously the “Angle of The Dangle”...

[stylin19a]

Didn’t think that was possible...I must have heard wrong that Mark Carney squats to pee...

[Magnum44]

[Kartographer]

Thanks Badger I read this and now I got to GO!!!

[Dr. Zzyzx]

I’ve seen them that have the image of a fly imprinted in the urinal and if you aim for the fly, splash-back is supposed to be eliminated. Its flaw is that depending upon one’s height, the angle differs considerably and the effectiveness is lost.

[gitmo]

I always aim for the sides of the urinal to eliminate splash back.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Tim Walz, the sitzpinkler, wants men in Minnesota to sit while peeing. They’ll hire washroom attendants to enforce the policy.

That's so Timmy and his fellow dems can comfortably insert the tampons provided.

[Magnum44]

So there were these two flies arguing on a urinal....

[martin_fierro]

Don't shine one of these in your bathroom. Trust me on this.

[woodbutcher1963]

Fenway Park?

That is what all the mens rooms looked like at Fenway until twenty years ago. Until is was finally remodeled.

I was in Sorrento, Italy and they had a trough carved out of solid stone. Literally, carved into the side of the cave/rock face. It probably drained into the Med.

[gitmo]

Tim Walz, the sitzpinkler, wants men in Minnesota to sit while peeing.

I remember an article on FR many years ago where some state or country was going to force boys in school restrooms to sit while peeing. They claimed urinating while standing up gives boys an unfair advantage in mathematics and physics because they understand arcs, force, and trajectories better than girls.

[teeman8r]

i was looking for “the water’s cold” and deep too.

[FamiliarFace]

Omg, that’s a hoot!

[FatherofFive]

The Cornucopia is just asking for trouble, given how poorly most guys aim.

Or a critter, or a midget pervert hiding!