Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes

The Bee ^ | April 3, 2025 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into hating taxes.

Studies now show that 98% of Democrats say they hate taxes after hearing that Trump is for them, shocking political analysts.

"We hate taxes now! Taxes are fascism!" said several paid Democrat protestors holding "STOP TRUMP'S TARIFFS' signs outside the White House. "We won't rest until all these oppressive taxes have been eliminated from our lives completely!"

"Democrats have played right into my hands because they're suckers and I'm so much smarter than them," said Trump to reporters. "Now, we can get rid of taxes and the Democrats will think they've won, because they're losers and their brains are smaller than mine, which is big. I have a big brain."

High-profile Democratic lawmakers such as Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Adam Schiff have banded together to sponsor a new bill called the "Eliminate All Taxes Forever Bill" in hopes of striking a devastating blow to Trump's tariff plan. "We must not let this dictator tax our country into economic ruin," said Pelosi. "My multimillion-dollar stock portfolio might not survive."

At publishing time, Democrats had announced support for taxes once again after Trump negotiated with some foreign countries and lifted them.

[Navy Patriot]

DemoRats Outwitted and Defeated Again!

[Tell It Right]

Dims love taxes that only Americans have to pay. Tariffs hurt people in other countries more than they hurt Americans.

[Paladin2]

“”Democrats have played right into my hands because they’re suckers and I’m so much smarter than them,” said Trump to reporter....”

Sounds exactly like a typical Trump trolling sentence.

[FlingWingFlyer]

And they love the Wall Street "RICH". They are whining and throwing tantrums because the DOW isn't making the RICH, rich right now. I find it hilarious.

DemonRATS now HATE:

EVs,

TAXES,

Americans,

Jews,

college tuition,

student loans,

fairness in elections,

wearing Caucasian skin,

burgers made out of meat,

friends who aren't spayed or neutered,

billionaires who are NOT DemonRATS

And the list goes on.

[GOPJ]

"We hate taxes now! Taxes are fascism!" said several paid Democrat protestors holding "STOP TRUMP'S TARIFFS' signs outside the White House. "We won't rest until all these oppressive taxes have been eliminated from our lives completely!"

ping

[econjack]

We won't rest until all these oppressive taxes have been eliminated from our lives completely.

The rich agree. The rich ($445,000 and above) pay 72% of all IRS taxes received while 50% of the people ($42,500 or less) pay less than 3% of the taxes collected. Wanna bet this sign-carrying fool is in the bottom half of the income distribution.

When voters heard Harris say "The rich need to pay their fair share!" all the sheep in the crowd cheered without realizing a "fair share" would mean lowering the tax burden on the rich. After all, they are the ones who invest in the economic system, create economic growth, and create new jobs. You vilify the rich and praise the poor. Why? How many of you were hired by a poor person?

Some of you idiots bitch that Bezos is too rich. Really? He's been a millionaire for decades, but instead of buying a yacht and sailing around the world eating bon-bons, he plowed the money back into Amazon creating growth and creating new jobs. So, until you feed, clothe, and house 250,000+ souls because of your own efforts, sit down and STFU.

[logi_cal869]

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