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Nation's Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual
babylonbee.com ^ | Apr 2, 2025

Posted on 04/02/2025 9:55:59 AM PDT by V_TWIN

U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation's men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting Tombstone all day long, just like they always do.

With the news of Kilmer's death breaking late last night, American men collectively banded together to pay tribute to the late performer by doing the same thing they do every other day — communicating almost exclusively through Tombstone quotes.

"Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens," said mourning Kilmer fan Michael Garrison. "Yeah, we're all really heartbroken about the loss of Val. We wanted to do something special to pay our respects. We decided the best thing to do wasquote Tombstone all day long, just like we do every day. You're a daisy if ya do!"

Other Kilmer fans agreed with the sentiment. "I've got two guns… one for each of ya," said Mark Talbot. "It's a shame to hear about Val Kilmer passing away. He gave the world the greatest gift he could possibly give — his performance as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. It's our responsibility… our duty… to honor him by doing the same thing we do every day of our lives. Thank you, Val. Rest well, sir. We are all… your huckleberry."

At publishing time, the nation's wives issued a collective press release asking their husbands to stop responding to every question with "Say when."


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RIP Val. - You WILL be missed
1 posted on 04/02/2025 9:55:59 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

I’ll be your Huckleberry.


2 posted on 04/02/2025 10:01:34 AM PDT by bray (It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
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To: V_TWIN

“you’re no daisy, no daisy at all!”


3 posted on 04/02/2025 10:04:12 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (‘Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals’)
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To: V_TWIN

You’re a daisy if you do.


4 posted on 04/02/2025 10:05:05 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: V_TWIN

Life imitates art (Top Gun: Maverick where the Val Kilmer character dies).


5 posted on 04/02/2025 10:05:07 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: V_TWIN

In vino veritas!


6 posted on 04/02/2025 10:11:18 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: V_TWIN

Ahm in mah prime!


7 posted on 04/02/2025 10:12:13 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and don't wish to smile.)
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To: A_perfect_lady

Requiescat in pace.


8 posted on 04/02/2025 10:13:33 AM PDT by JusPasenThru (Make America Florida!)
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To: V_TWIN

Babylon nails it again with their prophecy.

I do honor “Ice Man” and “Doc Holliday”

May he rest in peace and find a posse that will have them has their Huckleberry


9 posted on 04/02/2025 10:17:48 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome

I’m your Huckleberry, that’s just my game!


10 posted on 04/02/2025 10:27:03 AM PDT by princess leah ( )
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To: V_TWIN

“Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker’s just not your game. I know! Let’s have a spelling contest!”


11 posted on 04/02/2025 10:28:27 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe (The woke were surprised by the reaction to the Bud Light fiasco. May there be many more surprises)
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To: V_TWIN

LOL! RIP Val Kilmer and what an appropriate memorium.


12 posted on 04/02/2025 10:29:45 AM PDT by Rummyfan ( In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
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To: A_perfect_lady

“That’s Latin, darlin’. Evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him.”


13 posted on 04/02/2025 10:33:53 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Thstcwas hilarious!


14 posted on 04/02/2025 10:34:36 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

He made “Tombstone” a great movie.


15 posted on 04/02/2025 10:39:16 AM PDT by Fledermaus ("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
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To: V_TWIN

“Say wh-hen.”


16 posted on 04/02/2025 10:41:10 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: Fledermaus

He made “Tombstone” a great movie.

You got that right......RIP “Doc”.....;(


17 posted on 04/02/2025 10:43:12 AM PDT by Dawgreg
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To: V_TWIN

“It’s true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.”


18 posted on 04/02/2025 10:49:06 AM PDT by rwfok (Nothing can stop what is coming. Nothing!)
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To: V_TWIN

“You know... Frédéric *#%+ing Chopin.”


19 posted on 04/02/2025 11:08:39 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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This one was quoted quite a few times in the last year, referencing Trump's re-election:

"Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'."

20 posted on 04/02/2025 11:12:37 AM PDT by LegendHasIt
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