Wild New Study Suggests Buttholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose

Science Alert ^ | Apr 1, 2025 | Tessa Koumoundouros

[Colorado Doug]

How does this crap even get funded?

[GingisK]

Those grants need to be cancelled right away.

[Openurmind]

“Pete Buttigieg.”

Hilarious... :)

[Magnum44]

Every April 1st a special committee pulls the money out of their sphinxster...

[thinden]

I wonder who paid for this?

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

you did via USAID & NGOs

[CodeToad]

“We’re not homosexuals...just originalists!”

[antidemoncrat]

“A new $tudy sugge$t$”

The re$ult of mo$t Studie$ i$ “More $tudieS needed”.

[DPMD]

How did USAID miss out on dumping billions of washable dough into this highly relevant study?

[Mariner]

Who paid for this?

[Hebrews 11:6]

Well-argued. Thanks.

[ladyjane]

Is this an April Fool’s post?

[steve8714]

Many Dem and RINO congressmen keep their heads in there.

[Antihero101607]

So, clearly the act known as ‘the blumpkin’ came about after a couple billion years of evolution, and man’s creation of the toilet.

[Flaming Conservative]

Good thing man is not a descendant of animals, but a separate creature made in the express image of God. Like God, we are triune, consisting of body, soul and spirit. Our soul is our mind and emotions and our spirit is the part of us that communes with God. Animals may have souls, but they do not have spirits. We are unique in the biological system.

[kawhill]

“Once a hole is there, you can use it for other things,” zoologist Andreas Hejnol told Michael Le Page at New Scientist.” But, no pun intended, what about hermaphrodites?

[sphinx]

This challenges the standard model of a common line of descent for our species. This is a highly plausible for the descent of liberals, but it’s a real stretch for the rest of us.

[T.B. Yoits]

[Allegra]

I haven’t read the article, but this is my favorite headline of the day.

So far, anyway.

[TalBlack]

“A new study suggests instead of releasing waste, the first anal orifice was an exit hatch for male sex cells which was given a new task.“

Do these idiots ever listen to themselves? EVER!?

[oil_dude]

for democrats, it used to be their mouth