What Pocahontas may have looked like when not doing cartwheels. The resemblance to Sen Warren is striking but I'd bet she looked a lot more like Dylan when whe was young and lively, impressing the young boys of Jamestown.
The pic on that page is funny. The Bee never disappoints.
Darn! I am getting sick of getting stung by The Bee!
The way they write, I am half-way or more through the story without realizing it’s The Bee.
They still have the edge over reality.
Comedy gold
Comedy gold
What Pocahontas may have looked like when not doing cartwheels. The resemblance to Sen Warren is striking but I'd bet she looked a lot more like Dylan when whe was young and lively, impressing the young boys of Jamestown.
Didn’t Disney first offer the lead to Elizabeth Warren????
They didn’t cast Warren?
“The would-be Pocahontas star was shocked and disappointed by the news. “I’m absolutely heartbroken,” Mulvaney said. “I was really looking forward to slipping into Pocahontas’s sassy moccasins and showing those colonists a thing or two about the New World.”
That could be a real good movie. The good fairy grants his wish to become a woman by castrating him during the intro 5 minutes into the movie and then everybody could just go home happy.
40% of trannies try suicide and nearly the same number succeed.
“slightly miscalculated”
They have to be kidding.
BB strikes again!
They could clean up at the box office if they starred Elizabeth Warren.
Ditney is running advertisments on tv for vacationing at their park discounted.
Indicative tellingly, self inflicted boycott buttered up.
The last line is a stinger:
“At publishing time, Disney had also reconsidered its upcoming live-action reboot of Mickey Mouse starring Zendaya.”
Wait! Did they combine Pocahontas with Guardians of the Galexy?
LOL! Mulvaney was going to play “Squatting Bull.”
Wow, It took me a while to realize that the story was from the Bee.