Posted on 03/19/2025 5:27:10 AM PDT by V_TWIN
AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an advanced CyberTruck model featuring improved handling, a larger battery capacity for driving further between charges, and improved front sensors masked by what appears to be a stylish mustache.
Supporters are concerned that the vehicle, available for pre-sale now, is coming at a terrible time for the company when Tesla CEO Elon Musk is already being accused by some on Reddit of being "literally Hitler." This, on top of his recent rise within the United States government, has investors worried.
Musk claims the new and improved CyberTruck is designed to celebrate the raw power of Germany's infrastructure growth leading up to World War II, and not Hitler's crimes against humanity. "Hitler was an evil man, but his innovations in public infrastructure facilitated the rapid growth of the German war machine in a highly efficient blitzkrieg of Europe," Musk said. "That's what I want people to think of with 'The Fuhrer,' not... anything else."
Activists are already taking to the streets to protest the new Tesla. "Trump is literally Hitler, Elon is literally Hitler, and now the Cybertruck is literally Hitler," said one pro-Palestine protestor wearing a Keffiyeh and a "Kill the Jews for Palestine" t-shirt. "It's too much Hitler. We can't take it anymore. Elon must be eliminated."
At publishing time, activists had calmed down after Elon's announcement of another new Cybertruck model called "The Stalin."
The Babylon Bee is fearless! Gotta be able to laugh at yourself a little.
Hahahahaha, I love me some Bee!
Tesla should sue for this one.....Yes I’m serious...
Sue for what exactly?
Hahahahaha! The altered picture of the Cybertruck at the site with a grill that resembles a Hitler mustache is hilarious!
No need for Musk to sue the Bee-I think he probably sees it for what it is - the satire that skewers the stupidity of the Left.
Hehehe...as the article states, they just came out with another model called “The Stalin” which probably has a differently shaped grill!
My cars now self-identify as Teslas.
The GPS always wants to go to Moscow...
Bonus sales pitch a little mustache under the logo The Fuhrer
The TDS and Musk-hating leftists will think the Babylon Bee article is real and publicize it as proof that Musk is Hitler.
Even Lester might fall for it.
Lester is a typical leftist dimwit talking head. From a long line of them.
LOL, THERE are 2 models, the SS and the ever popular SA version
LOL, THERE are 2 models, the SS and the ever popular SA version
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Yeah…but the SA models are all being sent to the giant mechanical shredders at metal recyclers.
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