Posted on 03/10/2025 12:57:48 PM PDT by MtnClimber
The Democrats Bomb Themselves
Truly, God has blessed us with the greatest foes.
And by “greatest,” I mean the most comically inept and hilariously grotesque. Forget owning the libs—this bunch has perfected the self-own. Forget calling them out—they’re calling each other out, running as fast as they can away from their own party.
They’re flailing around, stepping on rakes they dropped and getting smashed in the face. They are walking into the traps they devised. We are truly watching an incredible, once-in-a-lifetime spectacle, breathtaking in its scope. It’s the classic Roadrunner cartoon come to life; we get to roar with laughter as the hapless nitwits of the Democrat party run off cliffs, get flattened by anvils, and generally cover themselves in humiliation, day after day.
Just a few months ago, the Democrat rallying cry was “joy.” But joy has fled. This party is now starkly exposing itself as nothing but bitter people filled with hatred and jealousy.
The recent State of the Union Address was like a reverse beauty pageant for the Democrats. They sent their least attractive representatives from every state. These are by far the most aggressively unpleasant people in D.C., and maybe the country. We were treated to a cavalcade of liberals with zero rizz, dysgenic morphology, small and twisted souls, incoherent rantings, and half-witted responses.
Those little auction paddles! The angry scowls! The violent brandishing of their Medicaid mobility devices at the President as he spoke! They hilariously shook their canes, walkers, crutches, dentures, and hearing aids at Donald Trump.
The lack of self-awareness they have rivals that of Meghan Sussex. They are unable to read the room, and it is glorious. In a way, we’re lucky they’re as awful on the outside as they are on the inside, which makes them easy to spot. Some may even be conventionally attractive, but the hate and nihilism that consumes them has a way of emanating from the eyes in a way that drains them of any looks or charm.
If you don’t yet believe we are in the best of all possible timelines, allow me to highlight a few of the dimmest stars in the Democrat pantheon.
Behold their Elite Lineup!
Rosa DeLauro, 82
This Connecticut Representative dyes her bizzare haircut dark black with streaks of bright purple in an effort to “stay relevant” and “appeal to The Youth.”
It also serves as a warning to small children to stay far away from her, or she will push you into her oven.
She is something of a celebrity in D.C., since she once had a starring role in The Dark Crystal.
Al Green, 77
No, not the famous singer. I had never heard of this Al Green until last week, in fact. This Al Green looks like a two-bit pimp with a long greasy pony tail, crazy eyes, and a heavy gold cane that looks like it houses a few switchblades. He’s the lunatic who stood up and shouted at Trump so much that he was kicked out of the Capital.
As he was escorted from the premises he was overheard telling the guards that he had to find a payphone to call his bitches, since the phone in his limousine was busted....SNIP
DeLauro looks m ore like a *he* than a *she*.
The ugliness inside shines through in their faces.
They could have all held up signs saying “we’re idiots” and they would have been 100% right.
This peachy keenan must be a stupid imbecile because if he did have a brain, he would know that the speech was NOT a SOTU spech but rather an address to congress.
These clowns have actually made Republicans look cool again by comparison and that’s something quite amazing.
We should all send them thank you notes for being so damn dumb.
Keith Richards.
Hm. Keith Richards is 81. There is actually a certain resemblance. A bit unnerving.
“I believe DeLauro was born a reptile.”
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Ow. Lol.
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