Posted on 03/10/2025 12:57:48 PM PDT by MtnClimber
The Democrats Bomb Themselves
Truly, God has blessed us with the greatest foes.
And by “greatest,” I mean the most comically inept and hilariously grotesque. Forget owning the libs—this bunch has perfected the self-own. Forget calling them out—they’re calling each other out, running as fast as they can away from their own party.
They’re flailing around, stepping on rakes they dropped and getting smashed in the face. They are walking into the traps they devised. We are truly watching an incredible, once-in-a-lifetime spectacle, breathtaking in its scope. It’s the classic Roadrunner cartoon come to life; we get to roar with laughter as the hapless nitwits of the Democrat party run off cliffs, get flattened by anvils, and generally cover themselves in humiliation, day after day.
Just a few months ago, the Democrat rallying cry was “joy.” But joy has fled. This party is now starkly exposing itself as nothing but bitter people filled with hatred and jealousy.
The recent State of the Union Address was like a reverse beauty pageant for the Democrats. They sent their least attractive representatives from every state. These are by far the most aggressively unpleasant people in D.C., and maybe the country. We were treated to a cavalcade of liberals with zero rizz, dysgenic morphology, small and twisted souls, incoherent rantings, and half-witted responses.
Those little auction paddles! The angry scowls! The violent brandishing of their Medicaid mobility devices at the President as he spoke! They hilariously shook their canes, walkers, crutches, dentures, and hearing aids at Donald Trump.
The lack of self-awareness they have rivals that of Meghan Sussex. They are unable to read the room, and it is glorious. In a way, we’re lucky they’re as awful on the outside as they are on the inside, which makes them easy to spot. Some may even be conventionally attractive, but the hate and nihilism that consumes them has a way of emanating from the eyes in a way that drains them of any looks or charm.
If you don’t yet believe we are in the best of all possible timelines, allow me to highlight a few of the dimmest stars in the Democrat pantheon.
Behold their Elite Lineup!
Rosa DeLauro, 82
This Connecticut Representative dyes her bizzare haircut dark black with streaks of bright purple in an effort to “stay relevant” and “appeal to The Youth.”
It also serves as a warning to small children to stay far away from her, or she will push you into her oven.
She is something of a celebrity in D.C., since she once had a starring role in The Dark Crystal.
Al Green, 77
No, not the famous singer. I had never heard of this Al Green until last week, in fact. This Al Green looks like a two-bit pimp with a long greasy pony tail, crazy eyes, and a heavy gold cane that looks like it houses a few switchblades. He’s the lunatic who stood up and shouted at Trump so much that he was kicked out of the Capital.
As he was escorted from the premises he was overheard telling the guards that he had to find a payphone to call his bitches, since the phone in his limousine was busted....SNIP
Not a clown show. More of a freak show.
The thing is if the Economy crashes much like Trump had a hand in reviving the Left in Canada might well happen here...
Certainly delauro is a joke, but even a person who acts somewhat normal like Schumer, it’s amazing that it escapes them you can’t have this dinosaurs be the face of your party if you want to appeal to the young. But keep it up, I say!
DeLauro appears to have been born male.
That’s a dude.
Geez
I like this jab the author got in...”Megahn Sussex”.
Also, of the three persons wearing Hamas scarves and holding paddles, def the one on the left and possibly the one in the middle appear to have been born male.
Stop sending bombs? To whom?
Stop sending bombs to Israel I assume.
But send bombs to Ukraine?
We don’t need no socialism. We don’t need no thought control. No dark faces in the left isle. Democrats leave them kids alone.
What else would you call the party of slavery, infanticide, the ku klux klan, the Trail of Tears, political corruption, sexual perversion, and election fraud?
“””he had to find a payphone to call his bitches, since the phone in his limousine was busted....”””
Only the cool kids will get that reference.
Billy Ray is in jail
Did I use Gurgle? Is I COOL or is I ain't COOL?
DEMOCRATS ARE FREAKING OUT!!
She is coyote-ugly.
Jedi knight Joren Byden: a brave knight of the Order who defends the galaxy from orange forces, enters the DNC Star Wars Cantina:
“Hey man! What happened to the Force? Where’s Robbo Byrd? Who are all you ... people? What kinda freak show is this?”
DemocRATs realize they are here:
Your words cannot hurt me,..... ‘Cos I’m a karate man! Alright. Karate man bruise on the inside! They don’t show their weakness.
Needs an Acme anvil 😄😃🤣🤣
I believe DeLauro was born a reptile.
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