Posted on 03/10/2025 9:57:57 AM PDT by Red Badger
Thx.
Well, someone was told to go fer wood............
I just hope their insurance covers CAT scans. :^)
There was an episode of “In Search Of” hosted by Leonard Nimoy (70’s or 80’s)....they claimed to have found Noah’s Ark. I’m not sure if this is the same find.
Moses brought along Dung Beatles to keep the Ark clean.
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I thought it was "gopher wood". LOL
Noah brought along Dung Beatles to keep the Ark clean.
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Suppoe they actually find an ancient wooden structure somwhere. a wooden one that kind of looks like a boat-shape. How do they ascertain that it was Noah’s, or that he and his sons mae it? A trademrk somewhere on it? Bat guano? Animal excrement? Hemp for hay to keep the critters quieted whi’ they were cruising?
Easy, its 20 cubits by 40 cubits by 80 cubits. Cant possibly mistake it.
Riiiggghhhhttttt!!!!
Whats a cubit?
“This comes up every decade or so as something new. Makes me wonder why?”
I understand the desire to see tangible remains from an event like that. It’s even possible this or some other finding could be the remains of Noah’s Ark. But if not no worries.
God still exists.
“This comes up every decade or so as something new. Makes me wonder why?”
and they find the body of Christ every 5 years.
LOL! Had that record as a child. Playing football against Hofstra...learning to drive with a clutch on the hills of San Francisco. Good stuff!
Rimshot
well...the insurance company in question is still in business and doing a booming business indeed but another question is still the preeminent question that will determine the payout amount and who those payees will be...do you believe IN God or do You BELIEVE God? how you fill out the form will determine what you will receive. good luck.
:)
If it’s really “boat shaped” it does not fit the Biblical description of Noah’s ark.
I’m fortunate to still have it in my collection of vinyl.
“DENTISTS...
... tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp, metal object.
Then you sit in their chair...”
Good stuff.
Big Fishing weights..
Got it.
The Bible says it happened, it happened.
Even atheists, or agnostics, will concede the historical accuracy of the Bible has been amazing and helped find many of the ‘lost’ cities, etc.
How about the actual boat? Its location has been known for a very long time. Where? Mount Ararat. SHOCKING, I know.
See for yourself. Photos, video are available.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQDmBA9TuD0&ab_channel=GerritAalten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf2ezhXOFa8&ab_channel=GerritAalten
https://www.youtube.com/@noahsarkdata8497
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