To: Right_Wing_Madman
The universe has expanded faster than the speed of light.I have a speeding ticket court date. I intend to argue that EVERYONE is speeding, at faster than the speed of light, so I should not be selectively prosecuted.
28 posted on
03/03/2025 4:18:33 AM PST by
Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
I have a speeding ticket court date.
Your offense was that you were moving too fast relative to other objects moving at the speed of light!
To: Lazamataz
I have a speeding ticket court date. Use the Heisenberg defense:
Heisenberg was stopped for doing 85 in a 45mph zone. The sheriff shouted “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replied, “No, but I know where I was.”
118 posted on
03/03/2025 5:57:55 AM PST by
FatherofFive
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