[Right_Wing_Madman]

I have a speeding ticket court date.

Your offense was that you were moving too fast relative to other objects moving at the speed of light!

[Lazamataz]

Your offense was that you were moving too fast relative to other objects moving at the speed of light!

I think I could introduce enough margin-of-error to make the judge dismiss it!

[Tobias Grimsley]

Laz - by moving faster than the other objects around you, you were experiencing time at a slower rate than they were...well, except for the cop that overcame your speed advantage and wrote you a ticket.