LOL! As you KNOW, *I* do the mowing around here; but NOT during a Tornado and NOT during the SW Wisconsin Lava Floes! ;)
So I understand! And the gardening, and the cooking, and the feeding and dishes, and the social networking!
Well, I would have suggested some sheep to help with the lawn mowing, but we already know who would end up doing the shearing, and the carding, and the spinning, etc!