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1 posted on 02/15/2025 7:56:16 PM PST by BenLurkin
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“Made in China”! (Is that racist?)


2 posted on 02/15/2025 7:57:47 PM PST by coloradan (They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
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More likely the donkeys were working undercover.


3 posted on 02/15/2025 7:58:12 PM PST by BobL
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Looks totally legit to me


4 posted on 02/15/2025 7:58:46 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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George Jefferson : Yeah, where’s the other half of the zebra?
Helen Willis : Right behind me.
George Jefferson : That’s exactly where his half belongs!


5 posted on 02/15/2025 8:00:28 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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All the lame same way striped zebras will be jealous of the new mod zebra look. That cat has got it goin on!


6 posted on 02/15/2025 8:01:41 PM PST by HYPOCRACY (Long live The Great MAGA Kangz!)
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Egypt was caught doing it in 2018 and China was caught painting dogs to look like Pandas last year.


7 posted on 02/15/2025 8:09:08 PM PST by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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Ah yes the rare east-Asian Refereebra.
8 posted on 02/15/2025 8:09:27 PM PST by verum ago (I figure some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
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I’d be surprised if even the dumbest visitor to the zoo was fooled by this.


9 posted on 02/15/2025 8:11:00 PM PST by fidelis (πŸ‘ˆ Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
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In high school football, the coach called this a “hustling error”.

At least they were trying!


10 posted on 02/15/2025 8:11:17 PM PST by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI...)
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It’s getting so you can’t trust China.


11 posted on 02/15/2025 8:11:24 PM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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Wait til you see their lion exhibit.




15 posted on 02/15/2025 8:15:10 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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Yeah, duct-taping that vacuum cleaner hose to the horse’s nose didn’t turn it into an elephant either, but it fooled me.


16 posted on 02/15/2025 8:15:48 PM PST by Billthedrill
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In Tijuana they call them "zonkeys."


17 posted on 02/15/2025 8:18:15 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ. FJB.)
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High school in the 70’s, our school showed at the Ft Worth Fat Stock Show.

I was entering a burrow Duroc pig. Ag teacher asked β€œWhere is your furniture polish?”

What?

Furniture polish for Durocs, baby powder for Chester Whites and baby powder & black shoe polish for Hamshires.

Hog barn was a no smoking area.

19 posted on 02/15/2025 8:26:03 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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The zoo confirmed that dye was used on the creatures but insisted it was not toxic.

Oh yea. Sure.

The government warned consumers on Friday to avoid using toothpaste made in China because it may contain a poisonous chemical used in antifreeze.

20 posted on 02/15/2025 8:56:33 PM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/sΒ² )
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“You’ll see green alligators
and long necked geese
some humptybacked camels
and some chimpanzees!”

Sing it with me!


22 posted on 02/15/2025 9:04:31 PM PST by lee martell
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If you tell a big enough lie…..


24 posted on 02/15/2025 9:42:26 PM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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It’s all part of population replacement... after all, donkeys are cheaper than zebra, and they fill in jobs that zebra don’t want...


25 posted on 02/15/2025 9:43:46 PM PST by paudio (NEW MATH: 45=47)
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I saw a humorous reference to comments of tourists in the US.

On one dinosaur attraction——
“They’re cheating. None of the dinosaurs are alive. Don’t waste your money.”


26 posted on 02/15/2025 10:00:54 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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Lol! They couldn’t even be bothered to find a better artist? Too funny. Hopefully the paint ain’t toxic, but knowing the Chinese, they probably didn’t check.


31 posted on 02/15/2025 10:28:44 PM PST by Bob434 (...Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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