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1 posted on 02/06/2025 9:26:28 PM PST by Red Badger
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What do you expect when all the dingleberries are gathered in one place.


2 posted on 02/06/2025 9:28:22 PM PST by LastDayz (A Blunt and Brazen Texan. I Will Not Be Assimilated.)
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3 posted on 02/06/2025 9:30:21 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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4 posted on 02/06/2025 9:31:27 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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Butt Gig really wanted to be the Cabinet Secretary of Uranus.

Image tagged in uranus,pete buttigieg - Imgflip

5 posted on 02/06/2025 9:37:00 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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You’re a wizard, Harry.

Seamus and Dean, who were working nearby, sniggered loudly, though not loudly enough to mask the excited squeals from Lavender Brown — “Oh Professor, look I think I’ve got an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one’s that, Professor?”

“It is Uranus, my dear,” said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.

“Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender,” said Ron.

Most unfortunately, Professor Trelawney heard him, and it is this, perhaps, that made her give them so much homework at the end of class.

This, of course, penned by J.K. Rowling, in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.


6 posted on 02/06/2025 9:38:51 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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OK, I am going to tell my wife that, “Uranus stinks!” just to see the reaction. 😂


10 posted on 02/06/2025 10:01:01 PM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To the delight of third grade FReeper humorists everywhere,
12 posted on 02/06/2025 10:14:41 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (They were the FA-est of times, they were the FO-est of times.)
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To avoid all the silly gradeschool jokes, they shoulda jusy named the planet sphincter


14 posted on 02/06/2025 10:21:11 PM PST by Bob434 (TTERIES IN THE FIRST ROOM)
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Elias Nash is a poor writer. Missed two important facts about hydrogen sulfide.
Hydrogen sulfide in the correct quantities kills humans by inhibiting cellular respiration...just like cyanide. Because our noses are very sensitive to its odor and it stinks...we get out of its way when it’s levels aren’t high enough to kill us. Stinkiness is one of the least important aspect of its bad qualities.
Plus “swamp gas” is a combination of gases, not hydrogen sulfide alone. Mostly methane with a smidgen of hydrogen sulfide, carbon dioxide, phosphine. I am guessing AI had something to do with the article.


15 posted on 02/06/2025 11:54:57 PM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder tro find. )
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That does it, now it will be the butt of all the jokes.


20 posted on 02/07/2025 2:04:28 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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and just how much does rotten swamp gas stagnant water and rotten eggs smell when frozen here on earth? and we are to believe that on uranus, at -300, there is a scent?

sorry, not buying it...


23 posted on 02/07/2025 2:38:42 AM PST by sit-rep
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Uranus smells. Film at 11:00.


25 posted on 02/07/2025 3:54:50 AM PST by BlackbirdSST (Trump or Bust! Long live the Republic.)
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I’m reading this as I eat my breakfast cereal, lol.

In the cartoon Futurama, the Professor states that scientists changed the name of Uranus because of all the childish jokes. What did they rename it? Urectum.

The first serious set of star charts I acquired many years ago is called Uranometria 2000.They don’t have any smell, lol.

30 posted on 02/07/2025 6:43:08 AM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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