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Shopper Buys Swiss Cheese, Unprepared for What They Find
Newsweek ^
| January 22, 2025
| Lydia Patrick
Posted on 01/31/2025 9:17:06 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Nateman
bttt
More people need to watch “How It’s Made”
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:18:13 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: faithhopecharity
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:36:37 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
More holes = less cheese.
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:44:29 AM PST
by
CodeJockey
(ATCG (whatever that means))
To: Red Badger
This is just the kind of totally lame story that Newsweek would publish.
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:46:57 AM PST
by
Revel
To: Red Badger
Looked for The Bee, but no.....
45
posted on
01/31/2025 10:48:11 AM PST
by
Churchillspirit
(Pray for President Trump)
To: Churchillspirit
You found no holes in the story................
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:51:17 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
I know people are stupid but I’m not seeing the problem they’re trying to highlight here? Is the guy mad because the swiss cheese doesn’t have enough holes or is he made because there are no holes?
To: Red Badger
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:53:56 AM PST
by
Churchillspirit
(Pray for President Trump)
To: Red Badger
Why do these moronic writers insist on using the plural pronoun for a singular antecedent?
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:54:32 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(My long-time tagline has been removed and will be stored on my home page as it has proved true.)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:54:53 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(My long-time tagline has been removed and will be stored on my home page as it has proved true.)
To: DouglasKC
Very few small holes, indicating that the cheese wasn’t ‘aged’ for very long and therefore didn’t have the full ‘Swiss flavor’...............
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:55:18 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Bigg Red
Journalizm skools............
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:56:18 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
Some people on Fakeit just need to get a grip.
And the fact that an international news magazine feels that covering a made up story from the drama queens of Fakeit is just a sign that we have too much news coverage or they employee very lazy people.
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posted on
01/31/2025 11:00:27 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
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posted on
01/31/2025 12:22:38 PM PST
by
Bigg Red
(My long-time tagline has been removed and will be stored on my home page as it has proved true.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom; Red Badger; Rennes Templar; SunkenCiv; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Larry Lucido
I just came back from rennet some errands. For one thing, I was almost out of cheese, no kidding...
..and what do I see?
>>>“They are always ‘holier’ than thou...”<<<
Uh oh, now you’ve done it. You’ve summoned Ezekiel!
Cheez Whiz, I'm not sure how I should take that. If it's a biting comment, that's not gouda.
I can't say that I have a shred of evidence, however.
Although... after you pinged me to the "shell" thread -- okay I know my reply was a bunch abalone -- you didn't keep playing. Maybe it was just a shell game. 🥹
I'm a good sport, and I'm practically a ripe old age, so I won't let it grate on me.
All right, enough Cheddar. On account of this thread taking a spiritual turn, I am reminded of what I keep saying about "Punish" being the Real identity of the holy tongue because it's full of holes,
with more holes than Swiss cheese, which is a pretty low bar when it's Good & Gather, Target's in-house brand.
I don't know why this revelation should come as a shock, because the billboard memes have been warning folks for quite a while now:
"Don't make me come down there." ~ God
Watch what happens when He wheely gets Feta up! 😉
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posted on
01/31/2025 12:56:20 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: Ezekiel
“...you didn’t keep playing. Maybe it was just a shell game.”
I’m just too exhausted following your hilarity to engage. I need a nap!
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posted on
01/31/2025 12:58:26 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(They were the FA-est of times, they were the FO-est of times.)
To: Ezekiel
That’s pretty cheesy..............
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posted on
01/31/2025 1:08:08 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Ezekiel
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posted on
01/31/2025 1:09:23 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁 )
To: Red Badger
You can’t eat the holes anyway so I don’t see a problem.
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posted on
01/31/2025 1:11:06 PM PST
by
Bullish
(Socialism is a weed that blooms into communism, the tyranny that strangles liberty.)
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