[GingisK]

My first wife used the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

[null and void]

My first wife used the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

After the divorce, I had my kids convinced that my smoke alarm was the dinner bell.

Ratboy still salivates when it roes off...

[A strike]

“You’re killin’ me Smalls !”

[ridesthemiles]

THAT IS FUNNY

[Fai Mao]

My wife’s father was a chef for Cunnard in the 1950s. She never learned to cook. When the kids were little their friends would stay away from our home when she baked cookies, they were that bad.

[wbarmy]

My first wife used the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

NOW that is funny. I will have to use that on my daughters one of these days.

[telescope115]

My first wife used the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

It works for me, too.