Norm | Weekend Update | SNL
Posted on 01/25/2025 6:58:44 AM PST by Navy Patriot
U.S. — The Babylon Bee would like to publicly thank President Donald Trump for making good on his promise to get rid of all those DEI rules, allowing us to take immediate action and fire our only female writer.
We were sick of her not being funny but needed a good reason to get rid of her without having all those DEI employment people breathing down our necks. The office is going to go back to what it was intended to be in the first place: a gentleman's club full of fine cigars, strong beer, darts, a billiards table, and maybe we'll even get one of those armchairs that recline fully and has drink holders on both sides.
We were forced to hire a girl writer after the Biden administration mandated all places of businesses have at least one woman on staff. She wasn't even that funny; here are a few of her more recent headline pitches:
"Men Are Always Leaving The Toilet Seat Up" (that was the whole joke)
"Trump Gifts Melania That New Set Of Throw Pillows She's Been Eyeing For Mother's Day (Hint Hint Sweetie)"
"Wife Asks Sensible, Relevant, Not-At-All-Stupid Question During Movie"...
We're excited to go back to having only men on staff and have set up a rotating schedule for who has to take out the garbage, clean the bathrooms, and bring in freshly baked cookies every day as that was sort of the stuff the girl did when she was here. Meetings will now take 70% less time, we can turn the A/C up to normal temperatures, and we will be converting the women's restroom into a game room.
God bless you, President Trump. Kids President Book
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Yep!
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I read this out loud to the hubs while in the hot tub. Laughed so hard he nearly drowned.
So glad humor is back in style
I served in an all-male crew on a Landing Ship Tank in WestPac in 1970-71. A couple of the tattoos of the sailors would have caused women to report PTSD. I won’t detail stories from liberty ports like Yokosuka, Hong Kong and Singapore.
That is so good
At my age humor is such a blessing.
This article from The Bee not only put a smile on my face but caused me to laugh out loud and bring a few tears to my face.
I will reread it again.
“Thanks To Trump Ending DEI, The Babylon Bee Is Finally Able To Fire Its Only Female Writer”
THANK GOODNESS! No more having to read their articles bitching about Trump, or Hegseth.
The staff will need to work harder. The headlines won’t write themselves with adults in charge.
“”I read this out loud to the hubs while in the hot tub””
How many husbands do you have and they are all in the same hot tub? Cozy!
LOL! TOO FUNNY!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Whoops, yours is a much better vid quality too... [blush]
Laughing so hard. Good to laugh like that!
Great start to your day! Hot tub and laughter!
“She wasn’t even that funny;”
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This one was just hilarious. Bravo.
LOL!!
The video which came after about Dave Chappelle was quite enlightening on the need - and purpose - for humor on such topics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9yqdoAgn0Y
People can believe whatever they want to believe, but I/we draw the line at persecuting common sense at the behest of emotional offense.
1A
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