Clump Of Cells Dies At 67

The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 21, 2025 | Babylon Bee

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NEW YORK — A clump of cells became no longer viable earlier this week at the age of 67.

The clump, which had been birthed by Democrat uterus-owner and former Texas governor Ann Richards, was in its 205th trimester. It presided over nearly 333,000 terminations of unwanted clumps of cells like itself during a 12-year stint as president of a philanthropic organization 3% dedicated to ripping apart clumps of cells and selling the remains.

[linMcHlp]

Of course, you are referring to an inventor of the

Protoplasmic Portal Generator (non-AI), from which “they” “them” and “it” babies are suddenly conveyed into existance.

[ViLaLuz]

Didn’t a previous PP president die recently as well?

[SaveFerris]

I’m not sure