Posted on 01/15/2025 4:01:16 PM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female Democratic Senators will be replaced with screaming, rabid hyenas.
After the initial Senate hearings descended into hours of hysterical, unintelligible screeching, Congress felt it owed the country to do better by replacing the offending women with crazed hyenas.
"This will be a huge improvement," said Senate aide Chandler McKinnon. "We believe replacing these Democrat women with hyenas whose brains are being eaten by the rabies virus will greatly lessen the amount of shrieking and fighting going on. The hardest part will honestly be rounding up the women. That Gillibrand lady is a biter."
According to the Cabinet nominees, the hyenas have thus far been a welcome change. "We have been able to get through so many more questions since we changed to hyenas," said Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi. "The hyenas tend to only bite people nearby, and they don't foam at the mouth nearly as much as Senator Hirono. Even with the howling, it's so much quieter. I'm really thankful for these rabid scavengers."
At publishing time, the Senate had agreed to further improve the confirmation process by replacing all remaining Senators with paint-huffing raccoons
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I listened to some excerpts.
Shameful.
I don’t understand how these useless, unintelligent jackasses with no redeeming qualities or knowledge of the military (including the execrable Duckworth who falls into that category because she has rejected the oath she took when she entered the military) have the right to treat Hegseth in that manner.
“”female Democratic Senators will be replaced with screaming, rabid hyenas.””
I watched and I didn’t see any female democrat senators - only screaming, rabid hyenas....
That might be insulting to rabid hyenas.
He should have dismissively answered each one of their shrieks by muttering, “Yes, dear.”
That’s brilliant - her lips are in synch with the words.
Yeah. I just don’t know how they do that unless it is AI edited. I feel so far behind the times.
And I am not even retired yet...
thanks for posting this ... i saw it on some scurrilous website posted here that hid the URL so one was forced to reference their garbage website to show it to folks, but i gave up trying to find the original ...
Lol!
Combat was probably more “ fun”
Democrats are very arrogant people, who cannot get their big fat inflated ego out of the way.
Hahaha - excellent!
The Bee telegraphed that pitch.
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